{"id":9485,"date":"2011-08-10T15:55:41","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T12:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=9485"},"modified":"2011-08-10T15:55:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T12:55:41","slug":"italienii-de-august-2011-cum-ii-recunosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/italienii-de-august-2011-cum-ii-recunosti","title":{"rendered":"Italienii de august 2011: Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunt mai multe modalit\u0103\u0163i de a recunoa\u015fte italianul de august. \u015eti\u0163i \u015fi voi, rom\u00e2nul \u0103la de care \u0163i-era dor, \u0103la care scuipa pe strad\u0103, care arunca punga de napolitane pe strad\u0103 \u015fi care sp\u0103rgea to\u0163i mafio\u0163ii din lume cu familia lui. Acum s-a \u00eentors \u015fi e mai puternic ca niciodat\u0103. Nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i gre\u015fit. \u00cei respect pentru contribu\u0163ia la economia \u0163\u0103rii \u015fi-i a\u015ftept \u00een fiecare august. Sper doar s\u0103 fiu plecat \u00een concediu \u015fi le fac statuie dac\u0103 este cazul.<\/p>\n

1. \u015eoferul de italia<\/strong>. \u015ei-a luat ma\u015fin\u0103 din 2002 la reducere. Conduce ca o curv\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi se crede st\u0103p\u00e2nul \u015foselelor. Nu \u015ftie ce e aia trecere de pietoni sau ce e \u0103la semafor. E un soi de daltonist, dar care vede culoarea proast\u0103 a hainelor cu care se \u00eembrac\u0103. \u00cen plus: hare putere, hare valoare \u015fi mhanele din bass. Hai la la Gu\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n

2. Shopper-ul italian<\/strong>. Se \u00eembrac\u0103 la pantaloni albi, pantofi negri \u015fi c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 \u00een dungi. Valoareaz\u0103 vreo 8 euro cu tot cu ceasul de la m\u00e2n\u0103. A descoperit punga se semin\u0163e \u015fi guma de mestecat. Ochelarii de soare nu sunt o noutate, dar se respect\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i poarte peste freza gelat\u0103. M\u00e2nca-i-ar m\u0103-sa gura c\u00e2nd o deschide: „ie ni\u015fte s\u00e2nji di toro, f\u0103”.<\/p>\n

3. Plimb\u0103re\u0163ul di Milano<\/strong>. Pantaloni trei sferturi, c\u0103m\u0103\u015fi \u015fi \u015flapi. Genul de rom\u00e2n care joac\u0103 fotbal \u00een blugi. Nu-i bai, dar merge cr\u0103c\u0103nat. At\u00e2t de cr\u0103c\u0103nat \u00eenc\u00e2t te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 tatuajul de pe gamb\u0103 n-are \u015fi o semnifica\u0163ie mai intim\u0103. Am uitat s\u0103 men\u0163ion\u0103m un bucat\u0103 pereche de ochelari de soare pentru plimb\u0103rile nocturne din cancicov.<\/p>\n

4. Mi-i dor di tini, \u0163aro<\/strong>. Genul de italian care se pozeaz\u0103 cu st\u00e2lpii. \u00cen parcul Cancicov, s-a a\u015fezat l\u00e2ng\u0103 o ciupercu\u0163\u0103 aprins\u0103, a luat pozi\u0163ia de fotomodel \u015fi-a cerut: una poz\u0103 la b\u0103iatu. „Pi p\u0103m\u00e2nt am crescut”.<\/p>\n

5. Petrecere roman\u0103<\/strong>. Nu e rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 ci este roman\u0103. Adic\u0103: casetofon la ma\u015fin\u0103 cu tun de bas \u015fi Irina Loghin. Apoi Gu\u0163\u0103. Apoi Fuego, Liviu Vasilic\u0103 \u015fi Florin Salam. Bine\u00een\u0163eles, specialitatea casei: bere bucegi, coji de semin\u0163e, co\u015furi de gunoi goale \u015fi mult\u0103 laud\u0103 de sine: „\u00cen Italia, oamenii sunt civiliza\u0163i, b\u0103. Ascult\u0103 la mine. Unul nu scuip\u0103!” \u00a0– \u015fi un zgomot de flegm\u0103 ce lipe\u015fte asfaltul va completa concertul: Regheton, \u0163a!<\/p>\n

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Sunt mai multe modalit\u0103\u0163i de a recunoa\u015fte italianul de august. \u015eti\u0163i \u015fi voi, rom\u00e2nul \u0103la de care \u0163i-era dor, \u0103la care scuipa pe strad\u0103, care arunca punga de napolitane pe strad\u0103 \u015fi care sp\u0103rgea to\u0163i mafio\u0163ii din lume cu familia lui. Acum s-a \u00eentors \u015fi e mai puternic ca niciodat\u0103. Nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i gre\u015fit. \u00cei… Continu\u0103 lectura Italienii de august 2011: Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[1289,1348,1349,430],"yoast_head":"\nItalienii de august 2011: Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti? - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/italienii-de-august-2011-cum-ii-recunosti\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Italienii de august 2011: Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti? - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Sunt mai multe modalit\u0103\u0163i de a recunoa\u015fte italianul de august. \u015eti\u0163i \u015fi voi, rom\u00e2nul \u0103la de care \u0163i-era dor, \u0103la care scuipa pe strad\u0103, care arunca punga de napolitane pe strad\u0103 \u015fi care sp\u0103rgea to\u0163i mafio\u0163ii din lume cu familia lui. 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