{"id":7717,"date":"2011-05-27T01:10:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T22:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=7717"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:21:57","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:21:57","slug":"urmeaza-umblatul-in-pielea-goala-pe-sub-roba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/urmeaza-umblatul-in-pielea-goala-pe-sub-roba","title":{"rendered":"Urmeaz\u0103 umblatul \u00een pielea goal\u0103 pe sub rob\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am fost \u00een centru la defilarea absolven\u0163ilor din Colegiul Na\u0163ional „Ferdinand I”. Din motive ce \u0163in de „mai bine fac bani dec\u00e2t o poz\u0103”, nu am fotografiat faptul c\u0103 un grup de elevi au hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 defileze cu decapotabila \u00een fa\u0163a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103ceilor de r\u00e2nd. Dar asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt \u015fi de-acord cu asemenea fi\u0163e de doi lei.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum au scris \u00a0R\u0103zvan <\/a>\u015fi Kristofer<\/a>, gestul este unul de prost gust. C\u0103 au vrut s\u0103 asculte imnul nu \u015ftiu ce profesori e foarte bine. Exist\u0103 ceea ce noi, oamenii normali, numim trompet\u0103. Ceri sprijinul Colegiului de Art\u0103 \u015fi-i pui s\u0103-\u0163i c\u00e2nte imnul din trompet\u0103. R\u0103sun\u0103 tot centrul, garantez!<\/p>\n

Stimate elev, nu e vina ta, dar fii anten\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd un profesor \u00ee\u0163i cere s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i bagi decapotabila la \u00eenaintare ca s\u0103 pun\u0103 ei imnul s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, \u00eei ceri bani. Este un serviciu pe care \u00eel prestezi, consumi gaz \u015fi nu vrei doar s\u0103-\u0163i lauzi ma\u015fina. Vrei s\u0103 te supui, f\u0103-o ca un angajat care presteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sau tu crezi c\u0103 dac\u0103 ai audi e\u015fti privilegiat. Poate \u00ee\u0163i pune o not\u0103 bun\u0103 la bac. Poate le mul\u0163ume\u015fti c\u0103 au fost profesori at\u00e2t de buni cu tine \u00eenc\u00e2t te-au trecut la mate, la rom\u00e2n\u0103 sau pentru c\u0103 s-au purtat cu tine mai bine dec\u00e2t cu al\u0163ii. Sau \u00een felul \u0103sta \u00ee\u0163i ceri scuze pentru c\u0103 ai considerat chiulul o or\u0103 de curs de la care nu vrei s\u0103 lipse\u015fti. P\u0103 naba. Ha!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 voiai s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i c\u0103 Ferdinanul e mai privilegiat, puteai s\u0103 donezi ma\u015fina colegiului. S\u0103 o la\u015fi acolo, \u00een parcare, s\u0103 se plimbe c\u00e2teun prof pe zi cu ea. O poman\u0103 mic\u0103, un suflet mare.<\/p>\n

Transpira\u0163ia e de vin\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vina a fost a profesorilor mai mult pentru c\u0103 iar au decis c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 poarte robe negre la o defilare ce are loc la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lunii mai. Da, au fost aproape 28 de grade azi, soare pe cer. Robe negre, c\u0103m\u0103\u015fi pe dedesupt sau chiar costume la 4 ace, c\u0103ldur\u0103 insuportabil\u0103 de nici deodorantul nu face fa\u0163\u0103. Prin asta am trecut \u015fi eu. Am transpirat ca un porc. S\u0103 mergi aproximativ 2 kilometri pe o vreme at\u00e2t de senin\u0103, \u00een astfel de condi\u0163ii, nu e tocmai cea mai buna impresie pe care \u0163i-o poate crea o defilare.<\/p>\n

Cazuri similare<\/strong><\/p>\n

Acum, nici noi, blog\u0103rii, nu suntem prea bl\u00e2nzi. De fapt, suntem ai dracului pentru c\u0103 ne permitem. Un fel de-a zice c\u0103 suntem personaje destul de influente \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m de cei cu bolizi \u015fi jipane, dar nu trebuie s\u0103 uit\u0103m c\u0103 nu e singurul caz. Adic\u0103 au mai fost defil\u0103ri cu ma\u015fina \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een anii preceden\u0163i. Problema e c\u0103 nu eram noi online pe-atunci.<\/p>\n

\u00cen orice caz, am v\u0103zut \u015fi dacii defil\u00e2nd cu elevii (probabil tot cu difuzoare). \u00a0Nu are rost s\u0103 ne amintim, dar am auzit \u015fi de un mercedes alb care mergea tiptil la defilare, prin 2009. \u00cel \u015ftie careva? Sau m\u0103car despre ce liceu e vorba.<\/p>\n

Sugestii<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 tot am zis c\u0103 vina e a c\u0103ldurii, mai degrab\u0103 nu s-ar mai purta nimic pe sub robe. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 vezi o defilare ca la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare – ma\u015fin\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, oameni \u00eendolia\u0163i \u015fi bocitoare \u00eembr\u0103cate \u00een negru venind din urm\u0103 – mai degrab\u0103 ar fi ceva vesel. Pornografic chiar. Oricum \u015fcoala s-a dus de r\u00e2p\u0103, ce conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 mergi \u015fi testiculele la vedere? Doar le avem, la fel cum avem \u015fi motoare, ma\u015fini scumpe sau bani de pachet c\u00e2t salariul unui bugetar pe dou\u0103 luni.<\/p>\n

PS: O a\u015ftept pe M\u0103d\u0103lina s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjure. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

PPS: Diminea\u0163a, \u00eemi beau cafeaua, de obicei, la Olive Garden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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