{"id":6917,"date":"2011-04-09T02:31:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T23:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=6917"},"modified":"2011-04-09T02:31:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T23:31:10","slug":"sa-ne-amintim-de-specialistii-in-calculatoare-technomarket-si-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/sa-ne-amintim-de-specialistii-in-calculatoare-technomarket-si-real","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 ne amintim de speciali\u015ftii \u00een calculatoare: Technomarket \u015fi Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mantzy.ro\/2011\/04\/09\/dumnezeul-de-la-rds-si-dumnezeul-cu-laptopuri\/\" target=\"_blank\">Man\u0163og \u015fi Lorena<\/a> mi-au adus aminte de frumuse\u0163ile patriei \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte speciali\u015ftii no\u015ftri de zi cu zi. A\u0163i auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum de vedetele din Real \u015fi Technomarket? \u015eti\u0163i voi, acei indivizi care stau de vorb\u0103 prin raioanele de IT \u00a0\u015fi care mai trag cu ochiul din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd la c\u00e2teun client care se holbeaz\u0103 la un calculator.<\/p>\n<p>Ei bine, ei nu se duc la client, clientul se duce la el. Asta e legea. Totu\u015fi, ca norm\u0103, ei car\u0103 cutii, desfac baxuri de ciolofane* \u015fi se sun\u0103 unii pe al\u0163ii s\u0103 discute \u00een re\u0163ea.<\/p>\n<p>La Real, am \u00eentrebat un specialist cu barba deas\u0103 \u015fi burta groas\u0103, despre placa video a unui calculator. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 mi s-a r\u0103spuns: &#8222;Dar nu scrie pe spate?&#8221; &#8222;Ba da, dar nu zice firma&#8221;. Individul \u00eentoarce caroseria pe dos \u015fi cite\u015fte interesat: &#8222;Are placa video!&#8221; &#8211; e concluzia pe care \u00a0mi-a tr\u00e2ntit-o. &#8222;Mi-am dat seama, dar de care e?&#8221; &#8222;P\u0103i nu scrie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Clar, Mutu nu mai e briliant.<\/p>\n<p>La TechnoMarket c\u0103utam un UPS. Primul specialist: &#8222;Merge\u0163i la colegul, el \u015ftie mai bine&#8221;. Colegul: &#8222;Sigur, merge\u0163i \u00een cap\u0103t&#8221;. Mergem \u00een cap\u0103t. O tanti, specialist\u0103 la r\u00e2ndul ei: &#8222;Pe raionul din mijloc&#8221;. Mergem acolo. CD-uri cu Britney Spears.<\/p>\n<p>De RDS nici nu mai vorbesc, dar am scris de mi s-a acrit.<\/p>\n<p>*ciolofan &#8211; celofan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man\u0163og \u015fi Lorena mi-au adus aminte de frumuse\u0163ile patriei \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte speciali\u015ftii no\u015ftri de zi cu zi. A\u0163i auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum de vedetele din Real \u015fi Technomarket? \u015eti\u0163i voi, acei indivizi care stau de vorb\u0103 prin raioanele de IT \u00a0\u015fi care mai trag cu ochiul din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd la c\u00e2teun client care&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/sa-ne-amintim-de-specialistii-in-calculatoare-technomarket-si-real\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">S\u0103 ne amintim de speciali\u015ftii \u00een calculatoare: Technomarket \u015fi Real<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[304,282,1097,1098],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>S\u0103 ne amintim de speciali\u015ftii \u00een calculatoare: Technomarket \u015fi Real - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/sa-ne-amintim-de-specialistii-in-calculatoare-technomarket-si-real\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"S\u0103 ne amintim de speciali\u015ftii \u00een calculatoare: Technomarket \u015fi Real - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Man\u0163og \u015fi Lorena mi-au adus aminte de frumuse\u0163ile patriei \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte speciali\u015ftii no\u015ftri de zi cu zi. 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