{"id":4634,"date":"2010-09-22T02:51:15","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T23:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=4634"},"modified":"2010-09-22T02:51:15","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T23:51:15","slug":"dumnezeu-ia-gaz-de-la-lukoil-si-scrie-preturile-n-frigider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/dumnezeu-ia-gaz-de-la-lukoil-si-scrie-preturile-n-frigider","title":{"rendered":"Dumnezeu ia gaz de la Lukoil \u015fi scrie pre\u0163urile-n frigider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; nu-i pamflet \u015fi au camere de luat vederi dac\u0103 vor \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 dea \u00een judecat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>O grab\u0103 n\u0103ucitoare trimite un om gr\u0103bit cu loc de munc\u0103 la o benzin\u0103rie s\u0103 schimbe o sum\u0103 modic\u0103 de bani. Angajatul Lukoil, un b\u0103rbat pe nume Liliana, c\u0103ci a\u015fa s-a semnat pe bon, \u015f\u0103dea bine mersi pe un sc\u0103unel ascult\u00e2nd c\u00e2teva bolboroseli ale unei dame. Probabil c\u0103 pe ea ar fi chemat-o Gicu, s\u0103 prind\u0103 mai bine \u00een tihna angaja\u0163ilor. \u00cen orice caz, la aflarea ve\u015ftii c\u0103 este nevoie de un serviciu impresionant, Liliana sare-n sus<!--more--> de pe scaun \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103 se caine: &#8222;Da&#8217; n-am cum c\u0103-i \u00eenchis\u0103 casa&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Al\u0103turi e un frigider cu b\u0103uturi r\u0103coritoare. Pre\u0163uri de la 4 lei la 7,25. Se ia un suc la 4 lei \u015fi se duce la cas\u0103. Surprinz\u0103tor, casa se deschide, dar nu vrea 4 lei, vrea 7,25. Clientul refuz\u0103. Angajatul pe nume Liliana riposteaz\u0103: &#8222;Da&#8217; n-am cum c-am b\u0103tut bonul&#8221;. Clientul \u00eenjur\u0103, Gicu riposteaz\u0103 cu vocea-i feminin\u0103: &#8222;N-am avut niciodat\u0103 suc la 4 lei, nu \u015ftiu de unde a ap\u0103rut pre\u0163ul \u0103sta&#8221;, apoi se-ndreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre frigider, scoate pre\u0163ul \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103-l rup\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Oare salariul lor nu-l gre\u015fe\u015fte careva? S\u0103 dispar\u0103 doar o cifr\u0103, m\u0103car o lun\u0103 ca s\u0103 fim chit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; nu-i pamflet \u015fi au camere de luat vederi dac\u0103 vor \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 dea \u00een judecat\u0103. O grab\u0103 n\u0103ucitoare trimite un om gr\u0103bit cu loc de munc\u0103 la o benzin\u0103rie s\u0103 schimbe o sum\u0103 modic\u0103 de bani. Angajatul Lukoil, un b\u0103rbat pe nume Liliana, c\u0103ci a\u015fa s-a semnat pe bon, \u015f\u0103dea bine mersi pe&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/dumnezeu-ia-gaz-de-la-lukoil-si-scrie-preturile-n-frigider\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dumnezeu ia gaz de la Lukoil \u015fi scrie pre\u0163urile-n frigider<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[304,525,526,527],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dumnezeu ia gaz de la Lukoil \u015fi scrie pre\u0163urile-n frigider - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/dumnezeu-ia-gaz-de-la-lukoil-si-scrie-preturile-n-frigider\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dumnezeu ia gaz de la Lukoil \u015fi scrie pre\u0163urile-n frigider - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"&#8230; nu-i pamflet \u015fi au camere de luat vederi dac\u0103 vor \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 dea \u00een judecat\u0103. 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