{"id":2935,"date":"2010-03-13T02:32:45","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T00:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=2935"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:00","slug":"rembrandt-pianistul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/rembrandt-pianistul","title":{"rendered":"Rembrandt, pianistul :))"},"content":{"rendered":"

O st\u00e2ng\u0103cie naiv\u0103, un z\u00e2mbet \u015fi o realitate: Cultura nu este b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie.<\/em><\/p>\n

„Atunci c\u00e2nd Dumnezeu \u015fi-a luat elicopterul \u015fi s-a dus \u00een Izvoare s\u0103 se bat\u0103 cu \u0163iganii, iar cei cu jurnale online s-au decis s\u0103 scrie presa..” fraza nu are predicat. Concluzia: exist\u0103 sintaxe care nu necesit\u0103 predicat iar, va s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u00a0gramatica nu are la baz\u0103 reguli stricte, sau poate sunt doar vagi \u015fi u\u015for de interpretat.<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u0103ci ar fi ciudat ca atunci c\u00e2nd cineva te \u00eentreab\u0103 ceva, s\u0103-i r\u0103spunzi folosind sintagmele din fraza interogativ\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 s-ar face asta, atunci ar fi lips\u0103 de respect fa\u0163\u0103 de cel curios c\u0103ci s-ar considera r\u0103spunsul \u00een sictir sau ar fi o dovad\u0103 c\u0103 nu te-ai g\u00eendit direct la r\u0103spuns sau c\u0103 ai nevoie de timp pentru a contraargumenta o „dovad\u0103”. Vis-a-vis – acolo unde \u00eei este locul. A\u015fadar polite\u0163ea contrazice normele gramaticii: un r\u0103spuns poate s\u0103 nu con\u0163in\u0103 predicat, iar predicatul este necesar \u00een orice sintax\u0103 \u00een timp ce r\u0103spunsul este la r\u00e2ndul s\u0103u sintax\u0103.<\/p>\n

Recite\u015fte paragraful de mai sus c\u0103ci nu l-ai \u00een\u0163eles. <\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd vei descoperi dac\u0103 am sau nu dreptate, vei \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 de fapt Dumnezeu nu s-a b\u0103tut cu \u0163iganii \u00een Izvoare, ci doar a scris ieri o fapt\u0103 de milostenie. Dracul l-a banghit \u015fi l-a luat la mi\u015fto: „\u015eti\u0163i, de fapt el e dracu, dar eu nu sunt Dumnezeu”. C\u00e2nd te-ai prins c\u0103 de fapt dracul nu e dracul biblic, iar Dumnezeu este un alt pseudonim, ai s\u0103-n\u0163elegi de fapt c\u0103 religia se atribuie. Nu te-ai prins? Nu citi din nou c\u0103 te pr\u0103p\u0103de\u015fti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u00e2nd te pr\u0103p\u0103de\u015fti \u015fi te-ad\u00e2nce\u015fti \u00een filozofii cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 predicat ce au r\u0103spunsuri f\u0103r\u0103 predicat sau viceversa, ai s\u0103 descoperi c\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti f\u0103r\u0103 accent. A\u015fadar g\u00e2ndirea este perfectul lingvistic.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd zici c\u0103 e\u015fti independent sau c\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti liber, c\u0103ci te g\u00e2nde\u015fti, pe tine, te, \u00een perfec\u0163iunea ta s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 eronezi. C\u00e2nd vei c\u0103uta verbul a erona \u015fi vei descoperi c\u0103 nu exist\u0103, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 te \u00eendoie\u015fti de propriile tale cuno\u015ftin\u0163e c\u0103ci vrei s\u0103 vezi \u015fi confirmarea. A cunoa\u015fte \u0163ine de cultur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eronez? Lingvistic vorbind, o sintax\u0103 este corect\u0103 c\u00e2nd majoritatea o gre\u015fe\u015fte. A\u015fa e sistemul. Nu-\u0163i face griji, \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftie acest verb, peste doi ani \u00eel vei g\u0103si \u00een DEX, dar nu tu faci cultura. Deci cultura nu \u0163ine de un cuv\u00e2nt. \u015ei cum DEX-ul este o adun\u0103tur\u0103 de cuvinte, atunci nu va face obiect de cultur\u0103. El. Dexul.<\/p>\n

Ai adormit? Treze\u015fte-te, afli acu\u015fi c\u0103 Rembrandt e pianist.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Vis-a-vis de poezie*, Rembrandt e pianist. Rembrandt este \u015fi un pictor. \u00a0Dac\u0103 lumea gre\u015fe\u015fte atunci c\u00e2nd zice c\u0103 Rembrandt a fost doar unul \u015fi a fost pictor, atunci informa\u0163ia devine real\u0103 c\u0103ci majoritatea decide, iar acest om, pe nume Rembrandt, un necunoscut al epocii, un pianist – nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u015fadar, criminalilor**, citind acest text l-a\u0163i ucis pe REMBRANDT FRERICHS<\/a> \u00eenainte s\u0103 afla\u0163i de existen\u0163a sa?<\/p>\n

…Rembrandt? \u0102sta nu e pianist..?…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

* – adun\u0103tur\u0103 de cuvinte<\/p>\n

** – e un text mai greu, dac\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163elegi \u00eentreab\u0103 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O st\u00e2ng\u0103cie naiv\u0103, un z\u00e2mbet \u015fi o realitate: Cultura nu este b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie. „Atunci c\u00e2nd Dumnezeu \u015fi-a luat elicopterul \u015fi s-a dus \u00een Izvoare s\u0103 se bat\u0103 cu \u0163iganii, iar cei cu jurnale online s-au decis s\u0103 scrie presa..” fraza nu are predicat. Concluzia: exist\u0103 sintaxe care nu necesit\u0103 predicat iar, va s\u0103 zic\u0103… Continu\u0103 lectura Rembrandt, pianistul :))<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[38,287,288,108,289,290,291,292,293],"yoast_head":"\nRembrandt, pianistul :)) - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/rembrandt-pianistul\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Rembrandt, pianistul :)) - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"O st\u00e2ng\u0103cie naiv\u0103, un z\u00e2mbet \u015fi o realitate: Cultura nu este b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie. „Atunci c\u00e2nd Dumnezeu \u015fi-a luat elicopterul \u015fi s-a dus \u00een Izvoare s\u0103 se bat\u0103 cu \u0163iganii, iar cei cu jurnale online s-au decis s\u0103 scrie presa..” fraza nu are predicat. 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