{"id":23918,"date":"2014-02-24T16:59:25","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T14:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/?p=23918"},"modified":"2014-02-24T17:26:30","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T15:26:30","slug":"ca-faci-cu-o-mata-maidaneza-care-schelalaie-pe-casa-scarii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/ca-faci-cu-o-mata-maidaneza-care-schelalaie-pe-casa-scarii","title":{"rendered":"Ca faci cu o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 maidanez\u0103 care schel\u0103l\u0103ie pe casa sc\u0103rii?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, ora 6:45. Ai avut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 plin\u0103, cu vreo 3-4 ore de somn pe noapte. Nu vrei s\u0103 mai faci nimic, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eenchizi telefonul \u0219i \u00eencerci s\u0103 dormi mai mult. Poate apuci 8 ore ca s\u0103 nu fii un zombie \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de foc care va urma. Te-ai pus \u00een pat pe la 23, ca orice om normal care \u0219i-a tr\u0103it ziua de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, evident, la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ora 6:47, o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 zbiare haotic pe casa sc\u0103rii. Face un mic cor, mai zg\u00e2rie o u\u0219\u0103, dup\u0103 care \u00eencepe micile inflexiuni vocale. La un moment dat po\u021bi jura c\u0103 rage un copil de om, apoi o vac\u0103, apoi Gu\u021b\u0103. Efectiv se aude un sc\u00e2r\u021bit puternic. Ecoul de pe casa sc\u0103rii face ca volumul m\u00e2\u021bei s\u0103 se amplifice.<\/p>\n<p>Ora 6:52, te scoli din pat, abia vezi pe unde mergi. \u00cenjuri un pic. Ie\u0219i pe scar\u0103 \u0219i vezi m\u00e2\u021ba care se ceart\u0103 cu o u\u0219\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103. O iei de coad\u0103, cobori 4 etaje cu ea, o alungi \u00een strad\u0103. Te \u00eentorci la 6:56 \u0219i te bagi din nou \u00een pat. Din cauza oboselii \u00ee\u021bi \u021biuie pu\u021bin urechile \u0219i aproape c\u0103 le\u0219ini.<\/p>\n<p>Ora 6:58 concert a la m\u00e2\u021b\u0103. De dou\u0103 ori mai puternic, de trei ori mai multe inflexiuni, de 4 ori mai mul\u021bi nervi. La aceea\u0219i u\u0219\u0103 care st\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219adar, ce po\u021bi face \u00een cazul prezentat mai sus. Animalul nu are nicio vin\u0103 \u0219i nu este violent. Doar zgomotos.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/screaming-cat-o1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-23919 aligncenter\" alt=\"screaming-cat-o[1]\" src=\"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/screaming-cat-o1.gif\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, ora 6:45. Ai avut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 plin\u0103, cu vreo 3-4 ore de somn pe noapte. Nu vrei s\u0103 mai faci nimic, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eenchizi telefonul \u0219i \u00eencerci s\u0103 dormi mai mult. Poate apuci 8 ore ca s\u0103 nu fii un zombie \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de foc care va urma. Te-ai pus \u00een&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/ca-faci-cu-o-mata-maidaneza-care-schelalaie-pe-casa-scarii\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ca faci cu o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 maidanez\u0103 care schel\u0103l\u0103ie pe casa sc\u0103rii?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ca faci cu o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 maidanez\u0103 care schel\u0103l\u0103ie pe casa sc\u0103rii? - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/ca-faci-cu-o-mata-maidaneza-care-schelalaie-pe-casa-scarii\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ca faci cu o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 maidanez\u0103 care schel\u0103l\u0103ie pe casa sc\u0103rii? - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"E duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, ora 6:45. 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