{"id":23705,"date":"2013-10-20T18:52:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T16:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/?p=23705"},"modified":"2013-10-20T18:53:06","modified_gmt":"2013-10-20T16:53:06","slug":"despre-un-sofer-care-merita-batut-cu-levierul-peste-gura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/despre-un-sofer-care-merita-batut-cu-levierul-peste-gura","title":{"rendered":"Despre un \u0219ofer care merit\u0103 b\u0103tut cu levierul peste gur\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/R.I.P.-620x3961.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-23706\" alt=\"R.I.P.-620x396[1]\" src=\"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/R.I.P.-620x3961-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Pe strada Milcov, cum vii dinspre Subex, la vreo 200m de pompieri, \u00a0exist\u0103 o trecere de pietoni \u201esemnalizat\u0103\u201d de un d\u00e2mb \u201enatural\u201d, menit s\u0103-\u021bi anchilozeze pu\u021bin ma\u0219ina. Dup\u0103 trecere, la vreo 2 metri, erau 3 c\u00e2ini comunitari, nu mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni de 3 luni, care \u0219i-au g\u0103sit chestii de mirosit pe un sens de mers. Nu erau \u00een mijlocul str\u0103zii, dar nici \u00een afara ei. Erau pui.<\/p>\n<p>Un \u0219ofer obi\u0219nuit \u00eencetine\u0219te ca s\u0103 \u00eencalece d\u00e2mbul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i f*** prea mult ma\u0219ina \u0219i evit\u0103 orice obstacol dup\u0103. Nu are timp s\u0103 prind\u0103 vitez\u0103. Azi, un individ cu patru ro\u021bi a f\u0103cut altceva. A oprit, \u0219i-a protejat ma\u0219ina \u0219i a mers pu\u021bin \u201ela relantiu\u201d peste trecerea de pietoni. \u00ce\u0219i l\u0103uda, probabil, bolidul. N-am re\u021binut dac\u0103 era mai vechi sau mai nou, dar era str\u0103in cu numere rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. A c\u0103lcat apoi accelera\u021bia, \u00een acei doi metri, \u0219i a reu\u0219it ceea ce \u0219i-a propus din start.<\/p>\n<p>A izbit un c\u0103\u021bel. Nu prea tare, dar suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103-l fac\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eenv\u00e2rt\u0103 \u00een cerc de durere, paraliz\u00e2ndu-i picioarele din fa\u021b\u0103. S\u00e2ngera doar la gur\u0103, semn c\u0103 r\u0103nile erau interne.\u00a0\u00cen timp ce se chinuia, nu puteai s\u0103-l dai la o parte de pe carosabil. Era at\u00e2t de speriat \u00eenc\u00e2t mu\u0219ca \u00een gol. Am avut nevoie de \u00eenc\u0103 doi oameni ca s\u0103-l scoatem de pe strad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l a\u0219ez\u0103m pe iarba de l\u00e2ng\u0103 trotuar. A murit acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt situa\u021bii \u00een care un c\u00e2ine \u00ee\u021bi sare sub roat\u0103 \u0219i nu ai cum s\u0103-l evi\u021bi. Sunt situa\u021bii \u00een care te aperi \u0219i omori un c\u00e2ine cu un bolovan. Dar \u00een situa\u021bia pe care am descris-o eu, nu exist\u0103 o scuz\u0103. Poate doar o pl\u0103cere sadic\u0103 de a chinui un animal.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 totu\u0219i o solu\u021bie: atunci c\u00e2nd te sim\u021bi amenin\u021bat de maidanezi dar nu e\u0219ti \u00een pericol direct, ai posibilitatea de a face un apel c\u0103tre hingheri sau c\u0103tre poli\u021bia local\u0103. E culmea, dar \u00een Bac\u0103u acest sistem este func\u021bional.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t despre ONG-urile care sunt \u00eempotriva eutanasierii: v\u0103 felicit c\u0103 le oferi\u021bi m\u00e2rlanilor \u0219ansa de a mutila. Merita\u021bi premiul din titlu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe strada Milcov, cum vii dinspre Subex, la vreo 200m de pompieri, \u00a0exist\u0103 o trecere de pietoni \u201esemnalizat\u0103\u201d de un d\u00e2mb \u201enatural\u201d, menit s\u0103-\u021bi anchilozeze pu\u021bin ma\u0219ina. Dup\u0103 trecere, la vreo 2 metri, erau 3 c\u00e2ini comunitari, nu mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni de 3 luni, care \u0219i-au g\u0103sit chestii de mirosit pe un sens de mers. Nu&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/despre-un-sofer-care-merita-batut-cu-levierul-peste-gura\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Despre un \u0219ofer care merit\u0103 b\u0103tut cu levierul peste gur\u0103<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[209],"tags":[9,1056,1362],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Despre un \u0219ofer care merit\u0103 b\u0103tut cu levierul peste gur\u0103 - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/despre-un-sofer-care-merita-batut-cu-levierul-peste-gura\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Despre un \u0219ofer care merit\u0103 b\u0103tut cu levierul peste gur\u0103 - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pe strada Milcov, cum vii dinspre Subex, la vreo 200m de pompieri, \u00a0exist\u0103 o trecere de pietoni \u201esemnalizat\u0103\u201d de un d\u00e2mb \u201enatural\u201d, menit s\u0103-\u021bi anchilozeze pu\u021bin ma\u0219ina. 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