{"id":23406,"date":"2013-04-09T18:43:43","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T16:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/?p=23406"},"modified":"2013-04-09T18:44:52","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T16:44:52","slug":"limba-romanca-editie-revizuita-si-adaugita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/limba-romanca-editie-revizuita-si-adaugita","title":{"rendered":"Limba rom\u00e2nc\u0103, edi\u021bie revizuit\u0103 \u0219i ad\u0103ugit\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pentru c\u0103 cele dou\u0103 site-uri de exemple gramaticale \u00a0au \u00eenregistrat un succes at\u00e2t de mare, m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat ca \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani s\u0103 v\u0103d o tendin\u021b\u0103 de scriere ceva mai corect\u0103 pe internet. Ce-i drept, asta s-a \u0219i \u00een\u00e2mplat, dar nu pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 fi fost eu mare profesor 2.0, ci \u00a0pentru c\u0103 am blocat agrama\u021bii cu care mai socializam accidental (\u0219ters comentarii, \u0219ters prieteni pe facebook, adio twitter, adio messenger etc).<\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin de la publicarea unei idei care mi-ar putea spori veniturile de \u201eprofesor\u201d. Este o idee at\u00e2t de genial\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici mie nu mi-a venit s\u0103 cred c\u00e2t de rentabil\u0103 ar putea fi, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu m-am nimerit s\u0103 \u0219ed pe o banc\u0103, \u00een spatele unui grup de tineri de clasele XI-XII, printr-un hypemarket (al c\u0103rui nume este sacru) din Bac\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Am constatat cu stupoare c\u0103 vocalele \u021bin locul consoanelor. Discu\u021biile libere s-au transformat \u00eentr-un fel de c\u00e2ntat pe manele de jale, iar cele mai frumoase cuvinte sunt \u00eenlocuite de \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103-ituri \u0219i \u00ee\u00ee\u00eei-turi (cu cratim\u0103, v\u0103 r\u0103g) demne de un r\u00e2g\u00e2it de coca-cola dup\u0103 cremwu\u0219ti. Am redescoperit fonetica limbii rom\u00e2ne prin introducerea consoanelor \u201esilen\u021bioase\u201d spre \u201einexistente\u201d \u0219i mai ales, \u00eenjur\u0103turile porcoase care nu mai sunt \u00eenjur\u0103turi deloc .<\/p>\n

Serios, cine s-ar mai sim\u021bi jignit la frumoasele expresii gr\u0103ite cu volum \u0219i pu\u021bin bas pubertar: \u00a0ai-t*e-n a \u0103-t**ii!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Astfel, printr-o scurt\u0103 analiz\u0103 fonetic\u0103, \u00eemi permit s\u0103 v\u0103 transmit cele dou\u0103 grupuri fonetice reinventate: t* care este un t pronun\u021bat cu v\u00e2rful limbii \u00een\u021bep\u00e2nd u\u0219or o strung\u0103, \u0219i t** care este un \u201et\u201d f\u00e2s\u00e2it, trecut, urmat de vocale ap\u0103sate cu intensificarea volumului pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce se apropie de semnul de punctua\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Prepozi\u021biile au suferit o infuzie de vocale \u0219i semivocale, unele f\u0103r\u0103 consoane, dar prelungite la \u00eenceputul \u0219i la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul propozi\u021biilor. Structurile simple, \u00eenv\u0103\u021bate \u00een clasele primare, au evoluat acum \u00een vocalize u\u0219or manelizate:<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201e\u0103i cu ti*e, u\u0103?\u201d din clasicul \u201eCe faci?\u201d,<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u201e\u00ee\u201d(scurt) evoluat din \u201ea\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. \u00a0\u201eme’em” \u00een loc de \u201ehai s\u0103 mergem undeva\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Ad\u0103ug\u00e2nd pu\u021bin\u0103 vitez\u0103 \u00een vorbire, \u00a0pi\u021big\u0103ind pu\u021bin vocea \u0219i folosind adaosurile esen\u021biale: veriga \u00een limb\u0103 \u0219i un pumn \u00een mecl\u0103, ob\u021binem ceea ce lingvi\u0219tii moderni numesc: \u0219omerii de m\u00e2ine.\u00a0C\u0103ci limba rom\u00e2nc\u0103 e bun\u0103 s\u0103 fie folosit\u0103 \u00een cantit\u0103\u021bi c\u00e2t mai mari, iar limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 mai cu modera\u021bie. \u0218ti\u021bi \u0219i voi, dup\u0103 buget(-ul din educa\u021bie).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Pentru c\u0103 cele dou\u0103 site-uri de exemple gramaticale \u00a0au \u00eenregistrat un succes at\u00e2t de mare, m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat ca \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani s\u0103 v\u0103d o tendin\u021b\u0103 de scriere ceva mai corect\u0103 pe internet. Ce-i drept, asta s-a \u0219i \u00een\u00e2mplat, dar nu pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 fi fost eu mare profesor 2.0, ci \u00a0pentru c\u0103 am blocat… Continu\u0103 lectura Limba rom\u00e2nc\u0103, edi\u021bie revizuit\u0103 \u0219i ad\u0103ugit\u0103<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[1861,2016],"yoast_head":"\nLimba rom\u00e2nc\u0103, edi\u021bie revizuit\u0103 \u0219i ad\u0103ugit\u0103 - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/limba-romanca-editie-revizuita-si-adaugita\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Limba rom\u00e2nc\u0103, edi\u021bie revizuit\u0103 \u0219i ad\u0103ugit\u0103 - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pentru c\u0103 cele dou\u0103 site-uri de exemple gramaticale \u00a0au \u00eenregistrat un succes at\u00e2t de mare, m-a\u0219 fi a\u0219teptat ca \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani s\u0103 v\u0103d o tendin\u021b\u0103 de scriere ceva mai corect\u0103 pe internet. 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