{"id":2189,"date":"2010-01-03T00:32:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T22:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:01","slug":"cum-nu-vom-scapa-de-cersetorie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cum-nu-vom-scapa-de-cersetorie","title":{"rendered":"Cum NU vom sc\u0103pa de cer\u015fetorie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen urm\u0103 cu aproape fix 15 zile, <a href=\"http:\/\/impreunapentrubacau.ro\/stop-cersetoriei\/\">IPB <\/a>lansa o campanie de stopare a cer\u015fetoriei. Cum? P\u0103i amintindu-ne nou\u0103 c\u00e2t de bun\u0103 e via\u0163a de cer\u015fetor, cam c\u00e2t c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 un cer\u015fetor pe lun\u0103, c\u00e2t de r\u0103u d\u0103uneaz\u0103 num\u0103rul lor reputa\u0163iei Rom\u00e2niei peste hotare etc.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i nene, dac\u0103 eu personal a\u015f \u015fti c\u0103 a merge la \u00eentins m\u00e2na pe strad\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i aduce sume exorbitante de bani, normal c\u0103 n-a\u015f mai da ban la cer\u015fetori. M-a\u015f l\u0103sa de facultate \u015fi m-a\u015f apuca \u015fi eu de meserie. P\u0103i da&#8217; ce dracu? Munc\u0103 pu\u0163in\u0103, bani mul\u0163i, cui nu i-ar conveni? E ca \u015fi cum te-ai duce la om \u015fi i-ai <!--more-->spune: &#8222;Vrei s\u0103 faci bani \u015fi nu \u015ftii cum? Vrei s\u0103 nu munce\u015fti dar s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftigi mai bine dec\u00e2t \u0103ia care \u00ee\u015fi rup spinarea pentru 570 lei pe lun\u0103? Nimic mai simplu: Hai la \u00eentinde m\u00e2na&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei iei o balega \u0163i-o pui pe fa\u0163\u0103, te dai cu parfum de putoare \u015fi nu te mai speli 4 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi gata. E\u015fti calificat. Prime\u015fti puncte \u00een plus dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i rupi o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi t\u00e2r\u00e2i o pu\u015flama \u00eembr\u0103cata XXl dup\u0103 tine.  Indiferent c\u0103 e criz\u0103 economic\u0103, \u00eentotdeauna va fi un pu\u0163oi care va c\u0103uta s\u0103 impresioneze pe careva d\u00e2nd sume la cer\u015fetori. ca s\u0103 arate el c\u0103 are \u015fi c\u0103-i merge bine. E orgoliul \u0103la de imbecil de care nu va sc\u0103pa lumea dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 se va g\u0103se un leac pentru prostie. O stai, nu exist\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 mai vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 care scoate din pensie ei m\u0103runt\u0103 s\u0103 dea ca s\u0103-l mul\u0163umeasc\u0103 pe Dumnezeu. \u00cen mod sigur, \u00een perioada lui de tinere\u0163e, Hristos a zis: &#8222;Dac\u0103 vine un r\u0103p\u0103nos la tine, d\u0103-i bani s\u0103-i dea pe b\u0103utur\u0103, s\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine \u015fi apoi s\u0103 scuipe \u00een urma ta. Dumnezeu te iube\u015fte&#8221;. Sau vine o cucoan\u0103 care n-a avut timp s\u0103 fac\u0103 parastase, \u015fi cum po\u0163i s\u0103 pui morala deasupra Bibliei. Trage acolo vreo 50 de bani c\u0103 mai iart\u0103 Sf. Petru vreo 5 p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 \u015fi modalit\u0103\u0163i de a sc\u0103pa de \u00eentinde-lab\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia. Una dintre ele ar fi s\u0103 se dea o lege \u015fi nu \u00eempotriva cer\u015fitului ci \u00eempotriva datului de ban la cer\u015fetori. Dom&#8217;le, dac\u0103 dai amenda la cer\u015fetor, n-are cu ce s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 c\u0103-i vai de fundul lui. Mai bine te duci la \u0103la pe care \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 s\u0103 dea \u015fi s\u0103 arate c\u0103 are. Nu mult, 100 lei de c\u0103ciul\u0103 servit\u0103. \u00cen 30 de zile apare criza financiar\u0103 la cer\u015fetori \u015fi s\u0103 vedem noi atunci c\u00e2t de repede se golesc str\u0103zile ora\u015fului de specimene.<\/p>\n<p>Cine are chef de fapte bune s\u0103 le dea haine, p\u00e2ine, cafea, \u0163ig\u0103ri. Nu prea conteaz\u0103. Mai bine vezi un cer\u015fetor \u00eembr\u0103cat bine dec\u00e2t unul cu bani \u00een buzunar, r\u0103p\u0103nos \u015fi duhnind a alcool de s\u0103rac ce e. Ce zice\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p><em>L\u00c1B\u0102<\/em><em> s. v. membru inferior, m\u00e2n\u0103, picior (dexonline.ro)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen urm\u0103 cu aproape fix 15 zile, IPB lansa o campanie de stopare a cer\u015fetoriei. Cum? P\u0103i amintindu-ne nou\u0103 c\u00e2t de bun\u0103 e via\u0163a de cer\u015fetor, cam c\u00e2t c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 un cer\u015fetor pe lun\u0103, c\u00e2t de r\u0103u d\u0103uneaz\u0103 num\u0103rul lor reputa\u0163iei Rom\u00e2niei peste hotare etc. B\u0103i nene, dac\u0103 eu personal a\u015f \u015fti c\u0103 a merge la&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cum-nu-vom-scapa-de-cersetorie\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cum NU vom sc\u0103pa de cer\u015fetorie<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum NU vom sc\u0103pa de cer\u015fetorie - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cum-nu-vom-scapa-de-cersetorie\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cum NU vom sc\u0103pa de cer\u015fetorie - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00cen urm\u0103 cu aproape fix 15 zile, IPB lansa o campanie de stopare a cer\u015fetoriei. 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