{"id":20011,"date":"2012-08-12T20:28:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T17:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=20011"},"modified":"2012-08-12T20:28:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T17:28:37","slug":"ce-sa-faci-cnd-un-soldat-din-irak-si-ndreapta-arma-spre-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/ce-sa-faci-cnd-un-soldat-din-irak-si-ndreapta-arma-spre-tine","title":{"rendered":"Ce s\u0103 faci c\u00e2nd un soldat din Irak \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 arma spre tine?"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 \u00eencadr\u0103m articolul \u0103sta \u00een categoria tutorialelor de supravie\u021buire \u0219i s\u0103 i-l trimitem cu dedica\u021bie lui Mihai En\u0103\u0219el,<\/a> singurul blog\u0103r rom\u00e2n aflat \u00een misiune.<\/p>\n

A\u0219adar, dac\u0103 dore\u0219ti s\u0103 te urci pe o cl\u0103dire ca s\u0103 filmezi apusul \u0219i observi un soldat c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 arma spre tine, trebuie s\u0103 procedezi \u00een urm\u0103torul fel: la\u0219i aparatul u\u0219or, ridici m\u00e2inile sus \u00een semn de predare. Te duci la el \u0219i \u00eei explici frumos c\u0103 e\u0219ti din Rom\u00e2nia c\u0103 ai vrut s\u0103 faci poze la soare \u0219i te rogi \u00een g\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 engleza mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin preziden\u021bial\u0103.<\/p>\n

Apoi, \u00ee\u021bi str\u00e2ngi frumos aparatul \u0219i pui obiectivele \u00een gentu\u021b\u0103. Salu\u021bi omul f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103ri bru\u0219te. \u00ce\u021bi faci loc printre mul\u021bimea de muncitori care vor s\u0103 afle ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Bagi m\u00e2na sub pat, c\u0103 a\u0219a e frumos, de unde sco\u021bi un geamantan mare \u0219i oache\u0219. \u00ce\u021bi arunci catrafusele \u00een el, cu tot cu aparatul foto. \u00cemp\u0103turirea este op\u021bional\u0103, dar nerecomandat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Salu\u021bi cu respect oamenii de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, dup\u0103 care faci autostopul pentru cel mai apropiat aeroport. \u00ce\u021bi cumperi un bilet dus c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te mai ui\u021bi la bani. Te duci la WC ca s\u0103 eliberezi toat\u0103 tensiunea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sose\u0219te zborul. Te plimbi prin terminal \u0219i cau\u021bi cu privirea oameni f\u0103r\u0103 mitraliere ca s\u0103 nu o iei razna.<\/p>\n

Ajungi \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, te dai jos din avion, \u00ee\u021bi faci drum p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een gara de nord. Ajungi acolo, salu\u021bi fericit boschetarii \u0219i mul\u021bume\u0219ti lui Dumnezeu c\u0103 cei mai periculo\u0219i oameni de-acolo au \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 o pung\u0103 de aurolac. Ajungi \u00een Bac\u0103u, respiri aerul cu vapori de urin\u0103 din gar\u0103, te urci \u00eentr-un taxiu \u0219i indici c\u0103tre cas\u0103 maic\u0103-tii. Ajungi acas\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ezi familia, dup\u0103 care, op\u021bional,\u00a0 te \u00eenchizi c\u00e2teva minute bune \u00een toalet\u0103 ca s\u0103 eliberezi resturi din materia generat\u0103 de mitraliera aia. Te bagi \u00een pat \u0219i te culci.<\/p>\n

\u00cenainte de asta, nu uita s\u0103 scrii un bilet pe care s\u0103-l g\u0103se\u0219ti a doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103: \u201eIrak? E\u0219ti dement?!\u201d. Noapte bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 tutorialul v\u0103 este util \u0219i c\u0103-l ve\u021bi folosi dac\u0103 ve\u021bi fi pu\u0219i, vreodat\u0103, \u00een situa\u021bia de mai sus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 \u00eencadr\u0103m articolul \u0103sta \u00een categoria tutorialelor de supravie\u021buire \u0219i s\u0103 i-l trimitem cu dedica\u021bie lui Mihai En\u0103\u0219el, singurul blog\u0103r rom\u00e2n aflat \u00een misiune. 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