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La rom\u00e2n\u0103 se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 orice copchil care \u0219tie s\u0103 scrie \u0219i s\u0103 citeasc\u0103. De aceea, probabil, li s-a dat un subiect trei prin care s\u0103 se comenteze ceva de Eminescu. De fapt, peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani, \u00een loc de \u201eprezentarea temei \u0219i a viziunii despre lume\u201d, un subiect ar putea fi: \u201eScrie \u0219i tu ceva, acolo, la plesneal\u0103, c\u0103 oricum ne doare-n cot de prostia ta\u201d.<\/p>\n

La matematic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, este de-a dreptul stupid s\u0103 cobori nivelul at\u00e2t de jos. Nu-i de-ajuns c\u0103 st\u0103m \u00eentr-o economie de ocazie de vreo 22 de ani, dar ne mai trebuie \u0219i imbecili care s\u0103 ocupe func\u021biile vacante prin ministerele dedicate. Altfel, nu pot s\u0103-mi explic un astfel de subiect, la M2:<\/p>\n

\"bac-pentru-prosti\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Prin urmare, pentru 2015, propun ca bacalaureatul s\u0103 se dea la o singur\u0103 materie, s\u0103 se numeasc\u0103 „certificat iq 50” iar subiectele s\u0103 fie cam a\u0219a:<\/p>\n

1. Scrie ceva care s\u0103 con\u021bin\u0103 litere \u0219i dou\u0103 bastona\u0219e.<\/p>\n

2. C\u00e2t fac 1+1?<\/p>\n

3. Exemplific\u0103 \u0219i tu, la alegere, o capital\u0103 de stat sau o re\u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de jude\u021b.<\/p>\n

4. Realizeaz\u0103 un text argumentativ, folosind corect sintagma: \u201edrept care\u201d, pornind de la citatul (textul din ghilimele care urmeaz\u0103):<\/p>\n

\u201eMircea cel mare, care a fost prima dat\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 nu se pune virgul\u0103 \u00eentre subiect \u0219i predicat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

La rom\u00e2n\u0103 se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 orice copchil care \u0219tie s\u0103 scrie \u0219i s\u0103 citeasc\u0103. De aceea, probabil, li s-a dat un subiect trei prin care s\u0103 se comenteze ceva de Eminescu. De fapt, peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani, \u00een loc de \u201eprezentarea temei \u0219i a viziunii despre lume\u201d, un subiect ar putea fi: \u201eScrie… Continu\u0103 lectura Subiecte de bacalaureat pentru retarda\u021bi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19534,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[204,1863,1864],"yoast_head":"\nSubiecte de bacalaureat pentru retarda\u021bi - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/subiecte-de-bacalaureat-pentru-retardati\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Subiecte de bacalaureat pentru retarda\u021bi - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"La rom\u00e2n\u0103 se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 orice copchil care \u0219tie s\u0103 scrie \u0219i s\u0103 citeasc\u0103. 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