{"id":1770,"date":"2009-11-02T16:46:36","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T14:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","slug":"cum-scapi-de-gripa-porcina-aviz-colegiului-ferdinand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cum-scapi-de-gripa-porcina-aviz-colegiului-ferdinand","title":{"rendered":"Cum scapi de gripa porcin\u0103. Aviz Colegiului Ferdinand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vestea circul\u0103 prin <a href=\"http:\/\/www.contrasens.com\/2009\/11\/02\/panica-ah1n1-la-colegiul-ferdinant.html\">contrasens <\/a>c\u0103 gripa porcin\u0103 a f\u0103cut o scurt\u0103 vizit\u0103 fostului colegiu al subsemnatului. Iat\u0103 deci c\u00e2teva condi\u0163ii esen\u0163iale ce trebuie \u00eendeplinite de c\u0103tre elevi, profesori, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, muncitori, etc pentru a nu c\u0103p\u0103ta acest virus.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd sp\u0103latul pe ochi \u015fi pe din\u0163i diminea\u0163a. Sp\u0103latul pe m\u00e2ini cu s\u0103pun \u00eenainte \u015fi dup\u0103 utilizarea toaletei. Sp\u0103latul pe din\u0163i dac\u0103 a\u0163i m\u00e2ncat ceap\u0103 sau usturoi. Folosirea deodorantului<!--more--> \u015fi al antiperspirantului. Gum\u0103 mentolat\u0103 \u00eenainte de a pleca din cas\u0103.Parfum cu pic\u0103tura. \u015eerve\u0163ele umede pentru a \u015fterge mizeria de pe m\u00e2ini.Nu r\u00e2g\u00e2i\u0163i \u015fi nu emana\u0163i gaze.Nu alerga\u0163i s\u0103 nu transpira\u0163i. Gura-nchis\u0103 c\u00e2nd vorbi\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 vi se pare c\u0103 acestea de mai sus ar fi reguli esen\u0163iale \u00eenainte de a merge cu autobuzul, v\u0103-n\u015fela\u0163i. Sunt anti gripa porcin\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103 sp\u0103la\u0163i-v\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini \u00een fiecare pauz\u0103. Nu \u015fterge\u0163i tabla cu buretele \u015fi nu folosi\u0163i creta. Nu \u0163ipa\u0163i \u015fi nu pune\u0163i m\u00e2na pe caietele altora. Sp\u0103la\u0163i scaunul cu ap\u0103 \u015fi cu s\u0103pun \u00eenainte de a v\u0103 pune cu fundul pe ele. P\u0103stra\u0163i distan\u0163a de persoanele mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103. P\u0103stra\u0163i distan\u0163a unii fa\u0163\u0103 de ceilal\u0163i. Profesorul s\u0103 nu se apropie la 5 metri de elev. Elevul s\u0103 se spele pe din\u0163i \u00eenainte de a fi ascultat. Analog profesorilor. Nu merge\u0163i la \u015fcoal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Nu fi\u0163i porci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vestea circul\u0103 prin contrasens c\u0103 gripa porcin\u0103 a f\u0103cut o scurt\u0103 vizit\u0103 fostului colegiu al subsemnatului. Iat\u0103 deci c\u00e2teva condi\u0163ii esen\u0163iale ce trebuie \u00eendeplinite de c\u0103tre elevi, profesori, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, muncitori, etc pentru a nu c\u0103p\u0103ta acest virus. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd sp\u0103latul pe ochi \u015fi pe din\u0163i diminea\u0163a. Sp\u0103latul pe m\u00e2ini cu s\u0103pun \u00eenainte \u015fi dup\u0103&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cum-scapi-de-gripa-porcina-aviz-colegiului-ferdinand\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cum scapi de gripa porcin\u0103. Aviz Colegiului Ferdinand<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[163],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum scapi de gripa porcin\u0103. 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