{"id":17457,"date":"2012-03-14T12:56:25","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T10:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=17457"},"modified":"2013-04-14T15:45:58","modified_gmt":"2013-04-14T13:45:58","slug":"savarina-inteleasa-gresit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/savarina-inteleasa-gresit","title":{"rendered":"Savarina, \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 gre\u015fit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/savarina1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-17458\" title=\"savarina[1]\" src=\"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/savarina1-100x100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a>E timpul ca genera\u0163ia de dup\u0103 90 s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 ce e aia o savarin\u0103, cum arat\u0103 ea \u015fi de ce nu e bine s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 te hilize\u015fti ca o vac\u0103 proast\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd cineva o aduce \u00een discu\u0163ie. Adic\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti pu\u0163in dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci analogii aproape geniale.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-2052116779754131\";\n\/* 728x90 *\/\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"4468208656\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 728;\ngoogle_ad_height = 90;\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, savarina e pr\u0103jitura aia pe care \u0163i-o cump\u0103ra tac&#8217;tu atunci c\u00e2nd erai copchil \u015fi r\u0103geai c\u0103 voiai ceva dulce. Nu vreau s\u0103-mi imaginez ce copil\u0103rie ai avut, de te apuci de f\u0103cut gesturi de masturbare atunci c\u00e2nd pomene\u015fti de fri\u015fc\u0103. \u015e-apoi, cum \u0163i-o imaginezi tu pe m\u0103-ta atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i vorbe\u015fte c\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu un b\u0103iat \u00eensemna o savarin\u0103 la cofet\u0103rie?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, g\u00e2nde\u015fte-te c\u0103 o s\u0103 vrea m\u0103-ta s\u0103 te trimit\u0103 dup\u0103 o savarin\u0103 ca s\u0103-\u015fi aminteasc\u0103 de vremurile bune. Ce-ai s\u0103 faci atunci? Ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 te apuci de r\u00e2s, apoi s\u0103 o serve\u015fti? Sau poate aude fecioru-tu de la genera\u0163ia b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de pr\u0103jitura aia cu fri\u015fc\u0103 de se spunea c\u0103 era cea mai bun\u0103 pe vremuri. Poate vrea \u015fi el una doar a\u015fa, cum, probabil, ai vrea \u015fi tu s\u0103 bei cuic sau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci o gum\u0103 turbo. Ai s\u0103 te apuci de reprodus filme porno ca unul care merit\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 p*** t\u0103iat\u0103 pe feliatorul de salam?<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-2052116779754131\";\n\/* 728x90 *\/\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"4468208656\";\ngoogle_ad_width = 728;\ngoogle_ad_height = 90;\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Serios? Oare ce naiba o fi \u00een mintea celor care se g\u00e2ndesc la fel \u015fi fel de stupizenii atunci c\u00e2nd aducem \u00een discu\u0163ie o banan\u0103, o savarin\u0103, fri\u015fc\u0103, lapte, acadea sau \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 pe b\u0103\u0163. Personal, v-a\u015f pune \u00eentr-o cu\u015fc\u0103 cu bizoni \u00een c\u0103lduri, ca s\u0103 ave\u0163i satisf\u0103cut fiecare g\u00e2nd retardat produs de creierul lipsit de cute.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;ndicapa\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>sursa foto&gt;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ladonna.ro\/\">http:\/\/www.ladonna.ro\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E timpul ca genera\u0163ia de dup\u0103 90 s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 ce e aia o savarin\u0103, cum arat\u0103 ea \u015fi de ce nu e bine s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 te hilize\u015fti ca o vac\u0103 proast\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd cineva o aduce \u00een discu\u0163ie. Adic\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti pu\u0163in dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci analogii aproape geniale. \u00cen primul&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/savarina-inteleasa-gresit\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Savarina, \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 gre\u015fit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2013,272],"tags":[1712,1713,430,1714],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Savarina, \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 gre\u015fit - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/savarina-inteleasa-gresit\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Savarina, \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 gre\u015fit - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"E timpul ca genera\u0163ia de dup\u0103 90 s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 ce e aia o savarin\u0103, cum arat\u0103 ea \u015fi de ce nu e bine s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 te hilize\u015fti ca o vac\u0103 proast\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd cineva o aduce \u00een discu\u0163ie. 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