{"id":1705,"date":"2009-10-28T17:02:20","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T15:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","slug":"nu-tragem-de-nasul-politicii-sa-nu-curga-muci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/nu-tragem-de-nasul-politicii-sa-nu-curga-muci","title":{"rendered":"Nu tragem de nasul politicii s\u0103 nu curg\u0103 muci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>*Datele folosite \u00een acest articol sunt fictive. Nu voi fi responsabil de asem\u0103n\u0103rile atribuite unor personaje, institu\u0163ii, grup\u0103ri sau partide reale.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>O campanie electoral\u0103 este bine venit\u0103 pe timp de criz\u0103. Adic\u0103, \u00een timp ce <em>Rom\u00e2nia se scald\u0103 \u00eentr-o criz\u0103 financiar\u0103<\/em> de toat\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2rziat\u0103 (c\u0103ci \u00een Statele Unite se anun\u0163\u0103 deja terminarea acestei perioade) &#8211; oamenii <strong>Retarda\u0163i Social Democra\u0163i<\/strong> fac sondaje de opinie cu \u015fi despre politica regional\u0103 la nivelul municipiului Bac\u0103u.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 oric\u0103rui rom\u00e2n i s-ar p\u0103rea normal ca la o conferin\u0163\u0103 a unui mare membru de partid, ba chiar candidat la preziden\u0163ie, s\u0103 participe o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume, atunci este foarte bine. \u00cens\u0103 originalitatea vine c\u0103 \u00eenainte cu dou\u0103 zile trece pe la u\u015fa cet\u0103\u0163eanului un membru de partid care face sondaje de opinie, se declar\u0103 ca fiind angajatul unei firme \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eentrebe omul de activitatea <strong>retarda\u0163ilor social democra\u0163i<\/strong>. Mai adaug\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2teva chestiuni despre Petardele Na\u0163ional Liberale ca totul s\u0103 par\u0103 real. \u00cen final cere num\u0103rul de telefon pentru confirmarea sondajului. Problema este c\u0103 \u00een ziua imediat urm\u0103toare pe telefon apare un mesaj: <em><strong>Ast\u0103zi sose\u015fte M\u0103ria sa M. G. la Sala Sporturilor<\/strong><\/em>. De unde au cei de la RSD num\u0103rul?<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 acesta nu este un gest de disperare \u015fi stupizenie politic\u0103 &#8211; \u00een ziua sosirii respective vreo 3 autocare cu RSD-i\u015fti survoleaz\u0103 ora\u015ful \u00een loc \u015fi-n lat oprindu-e la Sala Sporturilor. Coinciden\u0163a face ca acel loc s\u0103 fie acela\u015fi cu locul de \u015federe al retardului \u015fef.  <em>&#8222;Nene \u0163i-au murit l\u0103ud\u0103torii?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Comunismul n-a murit<\/strong>. Orice om care se uit\u0103 la televizor \u015fi vede conferin\u0163a de pres\u0103 cu at\u00e2\u0163i admiratori (\u00een mare parte \u0163\u0103rani care sunt pl\u0103ti\u0163i de partid) zice: &#8222;<em>Uite c\u00e2t de bun e \u0103sta<\/em>&#8222;. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd asta nu se nume\u015fte strategie ci disperare. Ceau\u015fescu era cel care aduna oameni de la locul de munc\u0103 \u015fi-i preg\u0103tea pentru ova\u0163iuni \u015fi bucurie c\u0103ci el sosea s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 discurs.<em> \u0102sta-i adun\u0103 s\u0103 le cer\u015feasc\u0103 voturile<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u015ei poate asta e strategia tuturor partidele<\/em>. <strong>Adic\u0103 prin anii &#8217;60 rom\u00e2nii ar fi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fat comunismul \u015fi l-ar fi primit cu mult\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103<\/strong>. <strong><em>Ce i-ar \u00eempiedica \u00een anul 2009 s\u0103 fac\u0103 aceea\u015fi prostie<\/em><\/strong>? <strong>Ah, RSD-ul c\u0103 le d\u0103 bani s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la vot \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 vou\u0103 dou\u0103 trei min\u0163i electorabile \u015fi pentru curtea lor. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ce s\u0103 facem. Tragem \u00een piept aer plouat, ne uit\u0103m la pro\u015fti cum se duc la vot \u015fi sper\u0103m c\u0103 via\u0163a merge \u00eeaninte. Avem eroi care au grija noastra, acolo sus&#8230; pe lumea cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Datele folosite \u00een acest articol sunt fictive. Nu voi fi responsabil de asem\u0103n\u0103rile atribuite unor personaje, institu\u0163ii, grup\u0103ri sau partide reale. O campanie electoral\u0103 este bine venit\u0103 pe timp de criz\u0103. Adic\u0103, \u00een timp ce Rom\u00e2nia se scald\u0103 \u00eentr-o criz\u0103 financiar\u0103 de toat\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2rziat\u0103 (c\u0103ci \u00een Statele Unite se anun\u0163\u0103 deja terminarea acestei&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/nu-tragem-de-nasul-politicii-sa-nu-curga-muci\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nu tragem de nasul politicii s\u0103 nu curg\u0103 muci<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[150,151,152,153],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Nu tragem de nasul politicii s\u0103 nu curg\u0103 muci - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/nu-tragem-de-nasul-politicii-sa-nu-curga-muci\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nu tragem de nasul politicii s\u0103 nu curg\u0103 muci - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"*Datele folosite \u00een acest articol sunt fictive. 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