{"id":14978,"date":"2011-12-17T00:13:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T22:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=14978"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:21:56","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:21:56","slug":"pe-cine-suni-cand-te-ataca-o-haita-de-caini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/pe-cine-suni-cand-te-ataca-o-haita-de-caini","title":{"rendered":"Pe cine suni c\u00e2nd te atac\u0103 o hait\u0103 de c\u00e2ini?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am scris articolul \u0103sta<\/a>\u00a0\u015fi am cerut opinii* ca s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 numai mie mi se pare hilar faptul c\u0103 eu vorbeam la telefon cu un nene poli\u0163ist de la poli\u0163ia local\u0103, iar pe fundal, o hait\u0103 de c\u00e2ini fugea de zor dup\u0103 fiecare individ care trecea prin zona aia. Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 o iau logic, \u00een convorbirea mea am fost cam nebun, pentru c\u0103 eu practic l-am sunat pe \u0103la \u015fi n-am zis c\u0103 m\u0103 atac\u0103 o javr\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 sunt pe cale s\u0103 devin un pedigree de fi\u0163e. Nu.<\/p>\n

Eu am sunat poli\u0163istul \u015fi i-am spus c\u0103 latr\u0103 c\u00e2inii.<\/strong> C\u00e2t de jalnic poate suna asta? Problema se pune\u00a0 la finalul conversa\u0163iei c\u00e2nd haita de c\u00e2ini se concentra s\u0103\u00a0 \u00eenha\u0163e\u00a0 o tanti care se ducea la munc\u0103, iar eu am fost informat c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut o sesizare \u00een numele meu. Ceea ce \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de o conversa\u0163ie pe care am avut-o cu un t\u00e2mpit de la internet care \u00eemi d\u0103dea indica\u0163ii cu repornirea calculatorului. Omule, dac\u0103 un c\u00e2ine s\u0103rea pe botul femeii \u015fi-o f\u0103cea una cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de o mutila pe via\u0163\u0103, cu ce ,soarta cucului verde, o \u00eenc\u0103lzea pe aia c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut o sesizare?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei nu puteam nici s\u0103 spun la telefon c\u0103 acei c\u00e2ini f\u0103ceau altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 latre. E ca \u015fi cum a\u015f suna la 112 \u015fi a\u015f spune c\u0103: un concet\u0103\u0163ean merge cu toporul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103. Dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fie urgent\u0103 treaba, spun c\u0103 deja mi-a intrat securea \u00een cur. Dar nu. De data asta nu puteam blama c\u00e2inele care l\u0103tra c\u0103 p\u0103rea turbat pentru c\u0103 al\u0103turi era o tanti cu v\u00e2rst\u0103 de 4 ori mai mare dec\u00e2t a mea care m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia potaia. \u015ei c\u00e2nd trecea unul, c\u00e2inele se smuncea de la aia, se ducea \u015fi-l f\u0103cea pe \u0103la s\u0103 se cace pe el de fric\u0103, apoi se \u00eentorcea s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat.<\/p>\n

Ei, cum a\u015f fi reac\u0163ionat eu dac\u0103 a\u015f fi fost luat \u00een seam\u0103 de agentul de serviciu \u015fi m-a\u015f fi trezit cu poli\u0163ia acolo. A\u015f fi zis: p\u0103i, \u015fti\u0163i, \u0103ia sunt c\u00e2inii. La care v\u0103 imagina\u0163i c\u0103 s-ar fi b\u0103gat duduia \u015fi-ar fi spus: „Ce-ai dom’le, nu-s agresivi c\u00e2inii, n-au mu\u015fcat pe nimeni.” \u00a0Plus c\u0103 ar fi urmat \u015fi blestemele de rigoare cu familie, copii \u015fi arborele genealogic de acum \u00eentr-o mie de ani. Deci n-aveam cum s\u0103 fac asta.<\/p>\n

Apoi, victima. P\u0103i \u0103la ar sta s\u0103 a\u015ftepte s\u0103 vin\u0103 poli\u0163ia ca s\u0103-i ia declara\u0163ie s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce poten\u0163ial agresiv are maidanezul? „Deci, c\u00e2inele a venit, m-a l\u0103trat, v-am sunat, v-am a\u015fteptat, a\u0163i sosit \u015fi, dup\u0103 cum vede\u0163i, acest patruped de ras\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163ine de cur de vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. V\u0103 mul\u0163umesc c\u0103 a\u0163i ap\u0103rut.” – Deci nu!<\/p>\n

Solu\u0163ia ideal\u0103 nu st\u0103 \u00een sesiz\u0103ri. Alea sunt bune pentru oamenii care nu sunt \u00een pericol direct, pentru \u0103ia care vor s\u0103 ajute la marcarea geografic\u0103 a maidanezilor \u015fi s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u0103ia de la ecarisaj, c\u00e2nd au timp \u015fi chef, s\u0103-i str\u00e2ng\u0103. Eventual s\u0103 nu fie \u00een prima parte a zilei pentru c\u0103 stau c\u00e2inii ascun\u015fi. Nici pe la amiaz\u0103, c\u0103 atunci e pr\u00e2nzul. Dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103 e riscul prea mare. Seara mai doarme omul. Dar g\u0103sim noi un timp.<\/p>\n

La aia e bun\u0103 sesizarea! Trebuie un num\u0103r de urgen\u0163\u0103, la care s\u0103 suni \u015fi s\u0103 spui: \u00een zona cutare sunt 100 de c\u00e2ini care pot omor\u00ee un om oric\u00e2nd. Veni, vidi, vici!<\/strong> \u015ei ei s\u0103 trimit\u0103 pe cineva, s\u0103 cerceteze, s\u0103 confirme, s\u0103 ia javrele \u015fi s\u0103 le duc\u0103 direct la ad\u0103post. Nu s\u0103 stea, s\u0103 se scarpine dup\u0103 c\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2n\u0103, iar apoi s\u0103 spun\u0103: vai, dar sunt marca\u0163i. La ad\u0103post cu ei, dac\u0103 sunt agresivi.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd vine \u0163iganul cu toporul dup\u0103 tine \u0219i chemi poli\u0163ia, vine cineva s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 are coaie? Nu, \u00eel bag\u0103 direct la bul\u0103u. Pentru c\u0103 e pericol pentru cei din jur \u015fi nu st\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 verifice c\u0103caturile astea. Sau, mai r\u0103u, s\u0103 auzi c\u0103 se face sesizare pentru tine.<\/p>\n

*am f\u0103cut spam pe mess, pe facebook \u015fi am cerut opinii. suna\u0163i la poli\u0163ie ca s\u0103 face\u0163i o sesizare, v\u0103 zic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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