{"id":1455,"date":"2009-09-14T22:12:31","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T20:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:02","slug":"feministele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/feministele","title":{"rendered":"Feministele."},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen toat\u0103 experien\u0163a mea redus\u0103 cu femeile, \u015fi c\u00e2nd zic redus\u0103 sunt c\u00e2t se poate de sarcastic \u015fi suf\u0103r de o depresie rar\u0103, am descoperit c\u0103 aceste specimine au din \u00een ce mai multe tendin\u0163e de atrac\u0163ie c\u0103tre propriul lor sex. Este \u015fi normal. Adic\u0103 nu pu\u0163ine se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 noi, urangutanii sau dovezile clare ale teoriei lui Darwin, sunte ni\u015fte brute ce nu merit\u0103m nici m\u0103car un strop de aten\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

Astfel, de la un pl\u00e2ns la altul se nasc acele fenomene sexual-feminine care-\u015fi dau seama c\u0103 propriul lor sex este unicat, \u015fi c\u0103 ele ar trebui s\u0103 conduc\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 fac\u0103 o carier\u0103 dou\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163eze artificial pe b\u0103rba\u0163i ca s\u0103 duc\u0103 ei greut\u0103\u0163ile f\u0103t\u0103rii. Nu zic c\u0103 nu sunt \u0163\u0103r\u0103noi, par contre, sus\u0163in vehement c\u00e2nd una de genul \u00eemi zice c\u0103 sunt prost crescut \u015fi nesim\u0163it. Aceste femei, sau tipuri de om cu dragoste de sine \u015fi admira\u0163ie proprie, \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103sesc tot timpul cuvinte de laud\u0103 \u015fi caut\u0103 teorii c\u00e2t mai realiste pentru a-\u015fi demonstra punctul de vedere.<\/p>\n

Spre exemplu: „Dumnezeu e femeie”. Zic ele c\u0103 Biblia nu zice sexul bosului \u015fi c\u0103 doar s-ar presupune c\u0103 ar fi b\u0103rbat c\u0103ci i se atribuie statutul de „creator” \u015fi nu de „creatoare”. Problema este c\u0103 \u00een lumea \u00een care se face \u015fcoal\u0103 m\u0103car patru clase ca s\u0103 nu mori pro\u015fti \u015fi c\u00e2ndva tot afli c\u0103 fiin\u0163ele f\u0103r\u0103 sex sunt asexuate. C\u00e2nd defini\u0163ie sfin\u0163eniei nu pomene\u015fte nimic de sex, rezult\u0103 prin prea cuviin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pu\u0163in\u0103 lectur\u0103 dumnezeiasc\u0103 c\u0103 Dumnezeu, \u015feful cel mare, sau „creatorul” este la r\u00e2ndul lui asexuat. Adic\u0103 dragele mele feministe: Dumnezeu nu este de-al vostru.<\/p>\n

„Femeiele conduc lumea” sau „O femeie \u015ftie s\u0103 conduc\u0103 mai bine o \u0163ar\u0103 dec\u00e2t un b\u0103rbat”. Adic\u0103 femeile mint mai bine. Prin defini\u0163ie, politica se refer\u0103 la manipulare public\u0103. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Adic\u0103 unul iese \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ceva r\u0103h\u0103\u0163el iar pro\u015ftii pun botul. Patru ani mai t\u00e2rziu iese altul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi zice de anteriorul c\u0103 a m\u00e2ncat r\u0103h\u0103\u0163elul \u015fi lumea \u00eel aclam\u0103. Asta e politica. Bine\u00een\u0163eles, la nivelul sexului opus celui pe care-l au actualii „mari” oameni politici – aceast\u0103 organizare exist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de la frumoasa v\u00e2rst\u0103 a pubert\u0103\u0163ii. P\u0103i ce – „b\u00e2rfa” nu este o \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 politic\u0103?<\/p>\n

„Fat\u0103, dac\u0103 ai fi b\u0103iat…”. Lezbinismul este acea \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 care se ocup\u0103 cu studiul dragostei \u00eentre dou\u0103 femei. Feministele se iubesc \u00eentre ele \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u015fi manifest\u0103 foarte mult\u0103 iubire \u00eentre ele – de la \u0163inutul de m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenm\u00e2narea sculei mecanice. F\u0103r\u0103 sup\u0103rare, este purul adev\u0103r. Ori, \u00eentr-o lume a b\u0103rba\u0163ilor, au \u015fi ele ceva acolo cu care s\u0103 se satisfac\u0103 de dragul de a-\u015fi sus\u0163ine teoria conform c\u0103reia: „Femeile nu au nevoie de b\u0103rba\u0163i”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei trecem astfel la ultima replic\u0103 din paragraful de mai sus: „Feministele <\/del>Femeile nu au nevoie de b\u0103rba\u0163i”. Nu, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd este total gre\u015fit\u0103 ideologia procreerii. Feministele se pot \u00eenmul\u0163i singure. Ele se divid sau cred \u00een \u00eensam\u00e2n\u0163area cauciucat\u0103. Din dou\u0103 una. Ori cred c\u0103 \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 de martie vine un mesager al Doamnei Dumnezei \u015fi le anun\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 prin decembrie vor avea urma\u015fe. \u015ei sunt sigur, c\u0103 femeile ar fi zidari sau gunoieri mai buni dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163ii. Ca s\u0103 nu mai vorbim de box. Apropo de asta, ce-ar fi dac\u0103 dou\u0103 feministe ar \u00eencerca s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 sunt mai bune dec\u00e2t au fost Tyson \u015fi Ali?<\/p>\n

Sau poate \u015ftiu magie. Ar putea s\u0103 \u00eencerce un truc al lui David s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u00e2t de mult \u00ee\u015fi pot \u0163ine respira\u0163ia sub ap\u0103. Doar sexul e de vin\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen toat\u0103 experien\u0163a mea redus\u0103 cu femeile, \u015fi c\u00e2nd zic redus\u0103 sunt c\u00e2t se poate de sarcastic \u015fi suf\u0103r de o depresie rar\u0103, am descoperit c\u0103 aceste specimine au din \u00een ce mai multe tendin\u0163e de atrac\u0163ie c\u0103tre propriul lor sex. Este \u015fi normal. Adic\u0103 nu pu\u0163ine se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 noi, urangutanii sau dovezile clare… Continu\u0103 lectura Feministele.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nFeministele. - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/feministele\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Feministele. - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00cen toat\u0103 experien\u0163a mea redus\u0103 cu femeile, \u015fi c\u00e2nd zic redus\u0103 sunt c\u00e2t se poate de sarcastic \u015fi suf\u0103r de o depresie rar\u0103, am descoperit c\u0103 aceste specimine au din \u00een ce mai multe tendin\u0163e de atrac\u0163ie c\u0103tre propriul lor sex. 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