{"id":14049,"date":"2011-11-22T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T08:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=14049"},"modified":"2011-11-22T10:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T08:00:07","slug":"amurco-si-mictiunea-sincrona-peste-148-000-de-bacauani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/amurco-si-mictiunea-sincrona-peste-148-000-de-bacauani","title":{"rendered":"Amurco \u0219i mic\u021biunea sincron\u0103 peste 148.000 de b\u0103c\u0103uani"},"content":{"rendered":"

Partea cea mai nasoal\u0103 cu poluarea de la Amurco nu este cea\u021ba. Poate chiar \u0219i mirosul de pipi ar fi suportabil pentru c\u00e2teva minute pe care le petrecem merg\u00e2nd pe jos. Pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 putea zice: eh, asta e, Rom\u00e2nia produce, Amurco jubileaz\u0103. Dar nu.<\/p>\n

Problema este c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce mergi minute bune prin miros de urin\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 sim\u021bul olfactiv se altereaz\u0103. Practic, toat\u0103 duhoarea se impregneaz\u0103 \u00een tot ceea ce circul\u0103 \u0219i persist\u0103 \u00een c\u0103ile nazale.<\/p>\n

Pentru cei din afara Bac\u0103ului: imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 trezi\u021bi diminea\u021ba, pleca\u021bi la serviciu prin miros de pi\u0219at de vac\u0103,<\/a> iar atunci c\u00e2nd ajunge\u021bi la destina\u021bie vi se pare c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea s-a sc\u0103pat pe ea. Iar asta nu e pentru c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea a uitat unde e WC-ul, ci pentru c\u0103 tot ce sim\u021bi tu c\u00e2nd respiri este urin\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t: imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi o p\u00e2ine cald\u0103 de cuptor pe care o plimba\u021bi prin poluarea de la Amurco. C\u00e2t de frumos se poate m\u00e2nca o p\u00e2ine cu odor de mic\u021biune?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Partea cea mai nasoal\u0103 cu poluarea de la Amurco nu este cea\u021ba. Poate chiar \u0219i mirosul de pipi ar fi suportabil pentru c\u00e2teva minute pe care le petrecem merg\u00e2nd pe jos. Pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 putea zice: eh, asta e, Rom\u00e2nia produce, Amurco jubileaz\u0103. Dar nu. Problema este c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce mergi minute bune prin miros… Continu\u0103 lectura Amurco \u0219i mic\u021biunea sincron\u0103 peste 148.000 de b\u0103c\u0103uani<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[1014,9,276,1019],"yoast_head":"\nAmurco \u0219i mic\u021biunea sincron\u0103 peste 148.000 de b\u0103c\u0103uani - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/amurco-si-mictiunea-sincrona-peste-148-000-de-bacauani\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Amurco \u0219i mic\u021biunea sincron\u0103 peste 148.000 de b\u0103c\u0103uani - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Partea cea mai nasoal\u0103 cu poluarea de la Amurco nu este cea\u021ba. 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