{"id":13763,"date":"2011-11-14T23:40:50","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T21:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=13763"},"modified":"2011-11-14T23:40:50","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T21:40:50","slug":"cea-mai-urata-privire-de-femeie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/cea-mai-urata-privire-de-femeie","title":{"rendered":"Cea mai ur\u00e2t\u0103 privire de femeie"},"content":{"rendered":"

O femeie s-a uitat at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t la mine de parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi fost eu vinovat:<\/p>\n

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  1. pentru criza mondial\u0103,<\/li>\n
  2. c\u0103 r\u0103zboiul din Libia a fost inten\u021bia mea,<\/li>\n
  3. c\u0103 peste 40% dintre elevi au picat bacul \u00een 2011,<\/li>\n
  4. c\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219ii ne-au murit,<\/li>\n
  5. c\u0103 Letea nu mai fabric\u0103 h\u00eertie de \u0219ters popoul,<\/li>\n
  6. c\u0103 evreii l-au r\u0103stignit pe Hristos<\/li>\n
  7. c\u0103 Hitler s-a r\u0103zbunat pe evrei<\/li>\n
  8. c\u0103 B\u0103sescu a c\u00e2\u0219tigat al doilea mandat<\/li>\n
  9. c\u0103 Oprah a luat premiul Oscar<\/li>\n
  10. c\u0103 Dan Diaconescu candideaz\u0103 la pre\u0219edin\u021bie<\/li>\n
  11. c\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut Emil<\/li>\n
  12. c\u0103 pe tac-su lui Emil \u00eel cheam\u0103 Boc<\/li>\n
  13. c\u0103 pe Emil \u00eel strig\u0103 ca pe tac-su<\/li>\n
  14. c\u0103 latr\u0103 c\u00e2inii pe strad\u0103<\/li>\n
  15. c\u0103 nu s-a f\u0103cut \u0219oseaua de centur\u0103 a Bac\u0103ului<\/li>\n
  16. c\u0103 Huidu a f\u0103cut accident<\/li>\n
  17. c\u0103 Gaddafi nu a fost judecat<\/li>\n
  18. c\u0103 pensionarii mor de foame<\/li>\n
  19. c\u0103 Grecia ar fi dat faliment<\/li>\n
  20. c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia nu-i regat<\/li>\n
  21. c\u0103 zoso nu e politician<\/li>\n
  22. c\u0103 exist\u0103 cancerul<\/li>\n
  23. c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 leac pentru cancer<\/li>\n
  24. c\u0103 FCM Bac\u0103u are datorii la fisc<\/li>\n
  25. c\u0103 De\u0219teptarea nu \u0219tie ce ziari\u0219ti s\u0103 promoveze<\/li>\n
  26. c\u0103 s-au inventat manelele<\/li>\n
  27. c\u0103 lumea intr\u0103 pe ortograme.ro s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 temele (aici e vina mea)<\/li>\n
  28. c\u0103 rahatul nu e parfumat<\/li>\n
  29. c\u0103 a murit Michael Jackson<\/li>\n
  30. c\u0103 s-a sinucis M\u0103d\u0103lina Manole<\/li>\n
  31. c\u0103 s-a inventat insecticidul pe care l-a b\u0103ut M\u0103d\u0103lina Manole<\/li>\n
  32. c\u0103 exist\u0103 g\u00e2ndacii de buc\u0103t\u0103rie<\/li>\n
  33. c\u0103 PSD-ul nu-l mai iube\u0219te pe Geoan\u0103<\/li>\n
  34. c\u0103 etnobotanica nu se studiaz\u0103 \u00een \u0219coli<\/li>\n
  35. c\u0103 se taie porcul de Cr\u0103ciun<\/li>\n
  36. c\u0103 nu to\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i permit s\u0103 taie porcul de Cr\u0103ciun<\/li>\n
  37. c\u0103 nu e weekend \u00een fiecare zi<\/li>\n
  38. c\u0103 oamnii din autobuze nu se spal\u0103<\/li>\n
  39. c\u0103 se scumpe\u0219te gazul<\/li>\n
  40. c\u0103 se scumpe\u0219te benzina<\/li>\n
  41. c\u0103 se scumpe\u0219te motorina<\/li>\n
  42. c\u0103 se scumpe\u0219te p\u00e2inea<\/li>\n
  43. c\u0103 se \u00eenchide Cinematograful Central<\/li>\n
  44. c\u0103 e mult rap\u0103n \u00een lume<\/li>\n
  45. c\u0103 femeile sunt constipate<\/li>\n
  46. c\u0103 doar femeile pot fi gravide<\/li>\n
  47. c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii au testicule<\/li>\n
  48. c\u0103 exist\u0103 burta de bere<\/li>\n
  49. c\u0103 sunt femei cu musta\u021b\u0103<\/li>\n
  50. c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rba\u021bi care-\u0219i bat femeile<\/li>\n
  51. c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rba\u021bi care-\u0219i \u00een\u0219al\u0103 femeile<\/li>\n
  52. c\u0103 exist\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be<\/li>\n
  53. c\u0103 exist\u0103 copii bolnavi<\/li>\n
  54. c\u0103 exist\u0103 boli<\/li>\n
  55. c\u0103 va veni sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii<\/li>\n
  56. c\u0103 b\u0103\u0219ina pute<\/li>\n
  57. c\u0103 a existat Ceau\u0219escu<\/li>\n
  58. c\u0103 tezaurul e \u00een Rusia<\/li>\n
  59. c\u0103 sunt copile violate<\/li>\n
  60. c\u0103 \u021biganii nu vor s\u0103 mai fie numi\u021bi \u021bigani<\/li>\n
  61. c\u0103 s-au b\u0103tut \u0103ia \u00een kremlin<\/li>\n
  62. c\u0103 l-au amenin\u021bat pe kristofer cu b\u0103taia<\/li>\n
  63. c\u0103 Oana Chiriac prezint\u0103 \u0219tirile la realitatea<\/li>\n
  64. c\u0103 se dau premii gratis pe facebook<\/li>\n
  65. c\u0103 sunt curve pe facebook<\/li>\n
  66. c\u0103 nu to\u021bi twitteri\u0219tii au followers<\/li>\n
  67. c\u0103 s-a inventat eroarea 404<\/li>\n
  68. c\u0103 s-a inventat Blue Screen of Death<\/li>\n
  69. c\u0103 ne crap\u0103 hard diskurile<\/li>\n
  70. c\u0103 exist boot delay<\/li>\n
  71. c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun<\/li>\n
  72. c\u0103 Justin Bieber<\/li>\n
  73. c\u0103 Nicolae Gu\u021b\u0103<\/li>\n
  74. c\u0103 tasta \u0219ift e l\u00e2ng\u0103 enter<\/li>\n
  75. c\u0103 a murit Steve Jobs<\/li>\n
  76. c\u0103 iphone 4s nu e iphone 5<\/li>\n
  77. c\u0103 nu-\u0219i permite un produs de la apple<\/li>\n
  78. c\u0103 bateriile se consum\u0103<\/li>\n
  79. c\u0103 pixurile se pierd \u00eentotdeauna \u00eenainte de a se consuma pasta<\/li>\n
  80. c\u0103 pic\u0103 netul<\/li>\n
  81. c\u0103 pica curentul<\/li>\n
  82. c\u0103 o scoal\u0103 vecinul cu borma\u0219ina<\/li>\n
  83. c\u0103 afar\u0103-i glod<\/li>\n
  84. c\u0103 nu ninge de Cr\u0103ciun<\/li>\n
  85. c\u0103 exist\u0103 moarte dup\u0103 via\u021b\u0103<\/li>\n
  86. c\u0103 dor m\u0103selele<\/li>\n
  87. c\u0103 zah\u0103rul cre\u0219te glicemia<\/li>\n
  88. c\u0103 alcoolicii beau<\/li>\n
  89. c\u0103 exist\u0103 hemoroizi<\/li>\n
  90. c\u0103 e rece capacul de la WC<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    At\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t s-a uitat o femeie la mine \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de duminic\u0103. \u0218i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 totul a durat o frac\u021biune de secund\u0103. Adriana, Amalia<\/a>, Cristina<\/a>,\u00a0Lavinia<\/a>,\u00a0Ana<\/a>\u00a0\u0219i restul femeilor din blogosfer\u0103 pe care nu le amintesc din lips\u0103 de timp c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 dau update – at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u0219i voi?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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