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1.O doamn\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi plimb\u0103 javra prin parc. La un moment dat \u00ee\u015fi ia potaia, o ridic\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre ci\u015fmea. C\u00e2inele bea. Ci\u015fmeaua era dotat\u0103 cu un robinet jos pentru animale etc. „Vai, cum s\u0103 bea c\u0103\u0163elu\u015ful dup\u0103 toate jigodiile. Cine \u015ftie ce boli poate lua?”<\/p>\n

2.Undeva la mare. Un co\u015f de gunoi l\u00e2ng\u0103 o tarab\u0103. Un c\u0103l\u0103tor: „Pot s\u0103 arunc asta \u00een co\u015f la dumneavoastra?” V\u00e2nz\u0103torul amabil:”Bine\u00een\u0163eles. Trei lei”.<\/p>\n

3.Dac\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia lumea se pi\u015f\u0103 pe strad\u0103, de ce s-ar pl\u0103ti un leu s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la o toalet\u0103 public\u0103? Sus\u0163ine\u0163i campania: „S-a inventat WC-ul!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.O doamn\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi plimb\u0103 javra prin parc. La un moment dat \u00ee\u015fi ia potaia, o ridic\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre ci\u015fmea. C\u00e2inele bea. Ci\u015fmeaua era dotat\u0103 cu un robinet jos pentru animale etc. „Vai, cum s\u0103 bea c\u0103\u0163elu\u015ful dup\u0103 toate jigodiile. Cine \u015ftie ce boli poate lua?” 2.Undeva la mare. Un co\u015f de gunoi l\u00e2ng\u0103… Continu\u0103 lectura Trei scurte dar rom\u00e2ne\u015fti<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTrei scurte dar rom\u00e2ne\u015fti - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/trei-scurte-dar-romanesti\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Trei scurte dar rom\u00e2ne\u015fti - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"1.O doamn\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi plimb\u0103 javra prin parc. 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