{"id":122,"date":"2008-09-01T00:11:40","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T22:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cristi-juverdeanu.evonet.ro\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:05","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:05","slug":"trafic-auto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/trafic-auto","title":{"rendered":"Trafic auto***"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Masina. Daca nu ai masina esti un nimeni. Nu conteaza ca n-ai permis, ca habar nu ai ce e ala volan sau nu stiu ce. Conteaza sa iesi pe strada ca un berbec, sa pui ochii pe vitezometru si sa ai sperante ca vei bate viteza luminii.<\/p>\n<p>Si mai ca esti calm, conduci masina ta linistit, cu grija&#8230; Viata de sofer. Cand deodata vine unu cu 120 la ora si te lasa in praf. Nu te semnalizeaza, nu exista asa ceva. El gandeste bine, la viteza care o are, nici dracu&#8217; nu-i mai vede semnalizarea. Si trece in fata, depaseste coloane de la semafor. Trece pe rosu. Eu as zice ca el nu stie ce e aia culoare. Acum eu te inteleg ca ai ramas repetent la gradinita, ca esti prost si nu ai nici cea mai mica idee ce e ala semafor. Dar ia-te macar dupa spiritul de turma, si gandeste-te, ca atunci cand ala din fata ta se opreste, nu o face ca sa iti arate tie degetul din mijloc\u00a0 o face ca e obligat de ceva anume. De fapt\u00a0o multime\u00a0masini care\u00a0se inchina\u00a0un stalp sa le dea voie sa treaca&#8230; suna idiot, nu?<\/p>\n<p>Dar tu esti transparent, esti sus. Ah, ti-a luat tactu&#8217; BMW si simti cu adevarat nevoie sa depasesti trabantul din fata, nu? Vezi foarte bine ca saracul nu se poate da din fata ta, si ce zici tu? Sa-i arunci cateva clanxoane,asa, sa-i arati ca pe langa motor mai ai si sonerie. Si te hotarasti sa calci linia continua dubla, ca nu se poate asa ceva. Ai dat sute de mii de euro pe masina. Nu exista! Dar te uiti si cu atentie sa fii sigur ca omul e mai slabut\u00a0 din fire, si deodata simti nevoia sa-ti demonstrezi orientarea sexuala. Si ameninti ca faci sex cu mortii. Asta o inteleg, mortii au fost oameni candva&#8230;esti necrofil. Bravo tie. Dar nu inteleg ce are trabantul de te excita atat de tare incat sa iti bagi p*** in el.<\/p>\n<p>Dar sa trecem peste asta. Ai avut o zi lunga, si te gandesti ca-ti mai trebuie niste gume sa le scuipi pe geamul de la masina. Dovada suprematiei, desigur. \u00a0Si, de ce sa nu pui masina drept pe trecerea de pietoni, asa&#8230; sa te simti bine. Ca oricum pe-acolo nu trec masini. Sa nu zic acum ca esti mai prost ca zebra, nu suna logic. Esti destept. Nu stiu ce cauti pe lumea asta de idioti care se iau dupa linii, puncte si culori. Ar trebui sa ne luminezi si pe noi cu sclipirea ta iesita din comun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masina. Daca nu ai masina esti un nimeni. Nu conteaza ca n-ai permis, ca habar nu ai ce e ala volan sau nu stiu ce. Conteaza sa iesi pe strada ca un berbec, sa pui ochii pe vitezometru si sa ai sperante ca vei bate viteza luminii. 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