{"id":1153,"date":"2009-07-12T20:32:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-12T18:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","slug":"femeile-si-tocurile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/femeile-si-tocurile","title":{"rendered":"Femeile \u015fi tocurile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 domni\u015foara <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/lidia-rusu\/\">Lidia<\/a> m-a provocat, voi scrie despre femeile cu tocuri.<\/p>\n<p>Femeile cu tocuri se \u00eempart \u00een mai multe categorii: cele care au motive s\u0103 le poarte \u015fi cele care le poart\u0103 ca s\u0103 arate c\u00e2t de mari \u015fi de tari sunt ele. Mai exact le poart\u0103 aiurea cu dorin\u0163\u0103 exacerbat\u0103 de a ie\u015fi \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103. Acum e normal pentru o domni\u0163\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103 s\u0103 doreasc\u0103 s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 privirile tuturor celor care trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 se machiaz\u0103, se \u00eembrac\u0103 cu stil, etc. Pe de alt\u0103 parte \u00eens\u0103 &#8211; apar specimenele dr\u0103coase cu respectul de sine la p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Astea nu poart\u0103 tocuri ca s\u0103 le stea bine \u00eentr-o rochie de sear\u0103. E ca \u015fi cum ai vedea un b\u0103rbat cu pantaloni scur\u0163i \u015fi pantofi. Adic\u0103 &#8222;este&#8221; tare ciudate. Ele se minuneaz\u0103 s\u0103 arate ca ni\u015fte curci bete numai s\u0103 capteze aten\u0163ia. &#8222;Ai v\u0103zut fat\u0103, s-a uitat la mine&#8221;. Logic c\u0103 s-a uitat la tine c\u0103 por\u0163i \u0163\u0103ru\u015furi de trei palme, \u015fi cu blugi pe deasupra. &#8222;Mi-a z\u00e2mbit&#8221;. Nu \u0163i-a z\u00e2mbit &#8211; l-a bufnit r\u00e2sul, la propriu. Te cl\u0103tinai c\u00e2nd mergeai de parc\u0103 p\u0103\u015feai printre borcane cu zacusc\u0103 undeva \u00een pivni\u0163\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi mai c\u0103 erai s\u0103 te rostogole\u015fti c\u00e2nd s\u0103 urci sc\u0103rile.<\/p>\n<p>Partea mi\u015fto este c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 se g\u0103se\u015fte un alt personaj de ordin feminin care s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la ea \u015fi s\u0103-i zic\u0103: &#8222;Vai ce bine \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103, de unde le-ai luat&#8221;. Acum \u00een\u0163eleg \u015fi eu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 rivalitatea \u00eentre femei. Presupun c\u0103 dup\u0103 aia \u00ee\u015fi face zeci de mii de cruci \u015fi mul\u0163ume\u015fte lui Dummezeu c\u0103 acum aia are mai multe \u015fanse s\u0103-\u015fi rup\u0103 g\u00e2tul sau s\u0103 se fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s c\u0103 merge pe dou\u0103 be\u0163e. Iar asta, e cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze \u015fi mesaje de laud\u0103 feminin\u0103. Dr\u0103coase, ce s\u0103 zic.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, presupun c\u0103 misoginismul din mine \u00ee\u015fi zice cuv\u00e2ntul, dar nu-s nici chiar m\u00e2rlan. Apreciez o domni\u015foar\u0103 pe tocuri c\u00e2nd e cazul. Asta \u00eenseamna: f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 o sut\u0103 de centimetri \u00een plus \u015fi s\u0103 se balanseze pe ele ca la circ, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le poarte cu blugi \u00een dou\u0103 c\u0103 se vede de parc\u0103 ar avea picioare de cocost\u00e2rci, \u015fi pentru numele lui Sf\u00e2ntul Iuda &#8211; s\u0103 se poarte acolo unde trebuie: b\u0103rba\u0163ii nu joac\u0103 fotbal cu pantofii.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 fiu \u015fi pu\u0163in m\u00e2rlan, voi cele care suferi\u0163i din cauza \u00een\u0103l\u0163imii, de ce v\u0103 place s\u0103 suferi\u0163i \u015fi din cauza roz\u0103turilor de \u015fobolan care vi le fac papuceii cu toace?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 domni\u015foara Lidia m-a provocat, voi scrie despre femeile cu tocuri. Femeile cu tocuri se \u00eempart \u00een mai multe categorii: cele care au motive s\u0103 le poarte \u015fi cele care le poart\u0103 ca s\u0103 arate c\u00e2t de mari \u015fi de tari sunt ele. Mai exact le poart\u0103 aiurea cu dorin\u0163\u0103 exacerbat\u0103 de a ie\u015fi&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/femeile-si-tocurile\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Femeile \u015fi tocurile<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[59,60],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Femeile \u015fi tocurile - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/femeile-si-tocurile\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Femeile \u015fi tocurile - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pentru c\u0103 domni\u015foara Lidia m-a provocat, voi scrie despre femeile cu tocuri. 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