{"id":1127,"date":"2009-07-08T01:42:44","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T23:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","slug":"evolutia-manelo-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/evolutia-manelo-house","title":{"rendered":"Evolu\u0163ia Manelo – House"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Repede, pune-\u0163i radio pe Vibe FM”. Cam a\u015fa sun\u0103 acum un papi\u0163oi vrednic de muzic\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi limpezit de \u015fmechereal\u0103. Din 94 p\u00e2n\u0103 prin 2003 toat\u0103 lumea asculta manele. M\u0103 rog, cea mai mare parte din rom\u00e2ni. Din 2005 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent ei sunt fanii lui Salam abia dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii c\u00e2nd nu-i vede nimeni.<\/p>\n

Dat fiind faptul c\u0103 recent au ap\u0103rut vedetisme gen Fernando de Caransebe\u015f – am \u00eenceput \u015fi eu s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r oamenii-manea au talent. Vorba unui om: „Incul\u0163i probabil, dar sigur au talent”. Revenind la subiect. Rom\u00e2nul, pu\u0163in cam sclintit la cap \u015fi cu dorin\u0163\u0103 exacerbat\u0103 de manifestare pleac\u0103 de la ideea c\u0103 dac\u0103 ascult\u0103 manele e prost sau \u0163\u0103ran. De\u015fi sunt multe expresii de genul: „muzica face pe om”, inventate de al\u0163i oameni cu mai multe probleme la cerebel, nu este adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n

De la \u015fucar la viber nu e dec\u00e2t un pas. Se ia manelistul se pune \u00eentr-un club de genii. Se las\u0103 a se vedea c\u0103 \u015fmecheria se bazeaz\u0103 pe inteligen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi adaptabilitatea la turm\u0103. Dac\u0103 d\u0103 unul pe Vibe, d\u0103 \u015fi el pe Vibe s\u0103 nu fie marginaizat. C\u00e2te sunt acum: 7 din 10 ma\u015fini cu radio pe Vibe FM? C\u00e2\u0163i au acum \u00een calculator cel pu\u0163in 2 topuri vaib: mul\u0163i, nu? Traficul pe Google se face cu primii 10 vaib\u0103ri total contrar cu alte d\u0103\u0163i c\u00e2nd „manele noi” era key fraze generatoare de clickuri.<\/p>\n

Termenul de cocalar<\/a> e dat de manea. Lansez \u015fi eu acum neococalarul care este acel individ, cu statutul de vaib\u0103r, care se laud\u0103 la tot drumul cu multitudinea de haus \u015fi cu sunetul. E acel personaj mediocru care ascult\u0103 manele dup\u0103 ora 24 \u015fi care s-ar sinucide c\u0103 nu a fost al\u0103ptat de Tiesto. Se \u00eembrac\u0103 cu cizmuli\u0163e roz, tricouri str\u00e2mte, blugi \u00eenchi\u015fi ca s\u0103 zic\u0103 Geo da Silva c\u0103 are geam\u0103n, dup\u0103 care danseaz\u0103 cu pumnii str\u00e2n\u015fi c\u0103 are valoare \u015fi de el nu s-atinge nimeni.<\/p>\n

B\u0103utura e pe baz\u0103 de alcool. Neo – cere \u015faturi. Bea vreo dou\u0103, cade, a doua zi a b\u0103ut trei cazane. Manelo – bea bere. Juma de bere, vomit\u0103 tot – dup\u0103 care num\u0103rul bidoanelor cre\u015fte dup\u0103 num\u0103rul de zile. Dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, protagonistul povestirii a fost de trei ori \u00een com\u0103 alcoolic\u0103. Persoanele ce-i \u00eenconjoare au ca scop imitarea. De aceea, daca unul zice c\u0103 a b\u0103ut 10 litre de bere, cel\u0103lalt bea cin\u015fpe, pe h\u00e2rtie. \u015ei tot a\u015fa. La membrul de ordin centenar, avem 100 cl de bere reali la cap de manelo-houser.<\/p>\n

\u00cen vorbire, cuvintele \u00ee\u015fi pierd deseori consoane. Motivul: nevoia de apartenen\u0163\u0103 la „capitalism” (dup\u0103 necunoscutul: I. L. Caragiale). Ei n-au prieteni, ei au preteni \u015fi pretenari. Motiv pentru care num\u0103rul du\u015fmanilor cre\u015fte \u00een raport cu num\u0103rul de neuroni c\u0103zu\u0163i la datorie. Multe cuvinte \u00ee\u015fi pierd din silabe, de aceea ei nu sunt \u015fmecheri ci sunt \u015fme (house) sau clasicul „jmeker” (manelo). O convorbire clasic\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 specimene con\u0163ine cam 40% referin\u0163e la zonele genitale ori la organele sexuale. Foarte important de \u015ftiut este c\u0103 unul are bani c\u0103 are preteni, iar cel\u0103lalt are din cauza valorii.<\/p>\n

Iar acum, cu stim\u0103 \u015fi respect: care este diferen\u0163a dintre un vaib\u0103r \u015fi un manelar c\u00e2nd asem\u0103n\u0103rile sunt al naibii de evidente?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„Repede, pune-\u0163i radio pe Vibe FM”. Cam a\u015fa sun\u0103 acum un papi\u0163oi vrednic de muzic\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi limpezit de \u015fmechereal\u0103. Din 94 p\u00e2n\u0103 prin 2003 toat\u0103 lumea asculta manele. M\u0103 rog, cea mai mare parte din rom\u00e2ni. Din 2005 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent ei sunt fanii lui Salam abia dup\u0103 miezul nop\u0163ii c\u00e2nd nu-i vede nimeni.… Continu\u0103 lectura Evolu\u0163ia Manelo – House<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[37,38,39,40,41,42],"yoast_head":"\nEvolu\u0163ia Manelo - House - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/evolutia-manelo-house\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Evolu\u0163ia Manelo - House - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"„Repede, pune-\u0163i radio pe Vibe FM”. 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