{"id":1069,"date":"2009-06-30T14:29:17","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T12:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:03","slug":"eu-televiziunea-despot-si-cate-trupe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/eu-televiziunea-despot-si-cate-trupe","title":{"rendered":"Eu, televiziunea, Despot \u015fi &#8222;c\u00e2te trupe&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A patra zi de bac \u015fi cele mai <del datetime=\"2009-06-30T12:17:43+00:00\">futute<\/del> interesante variante posibile au fost alese de ni\u015fte <del datetime=\"2009-06-30T12:17:43+00:00\">cretini<\/del> oameni educa\u0163i care \u015ftiu de binele elitei academice.<\/p>\n<p>Elevii ies teroriza\u0163i din s\u0103lile de examen \u015fi se pl\u00e2ng de gradul de nasolitate al exerci\u0163iilor. Trei min\u0163i str\u0103lucite se bucur\u0103 nespus c\u0103 iau peste cinci iar o tanti reporter vine \u015fi <!--more-->m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103: &#8222;Cum \u0163i s-a p\u0103rut&#8221;. Cu o fa\u0163\u0103 serioas\u0103 de parc\u0103 a\u015f fi vrut s\u0103 rup \u00een dou\u0103 varianta \u015fi s\u0103 o bag pe g\u00e2t la primul individ care-mi z\u00e2mbe\u015fte de importan\u0163a bacului, \u00eei r\u0103spund calm: &#8222;Foarte simplu&#8221;. Lumea pl\u00e2nge pe strad\u0103, teroare \u015fi s\u00e2nge &#8211; putea fi ceva de fericire. &#8222;Ce not\u0103 crezi c\u0103 iei?&#8221;. &#8222;Zece.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 iau cinci, completez zece acatiste la biseric\u0103 pentru ministrul educa\u0163iei. \u015ei pun pariu c\u0103 sunt profesori care se uitau pe o foaie de examen ca \u00eentr-o oglind\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi z\u00e2mbeau frumos la ea c\u0103 poate se rezolva singur\u0103. Cu Dumnezeu \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n<p>PS: \u015etirea ar trebui s\u0103 apar\u0103 pe la vreo 6.<\/p>\n<p>Off: R\u0103zboiul cu <a href=\"http:\/\/ceziceu.ziarulstrazii.com\">Hitl\u0103ri\u0163a<\/a> l-am rezolvat (cred ).<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buttonempire.com.au\/images\/P\/Smiley%20evil(6773)-01.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"48\" height=\"42\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A patra zi de bac \u015fi cele mai futute interesante variante posibile au fost alese de ni\u015fte cretini oameni educa\u0163i care \u015ftiu de binele elitei academice. Elevii ies teroriza\u0163i din s\u0103lile de examen \u015fi se pl\u00e2ng de gradul de nasolitate al exerci\u0163iilor. 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