{"id":10450,"date":"2011-09-05T20:17:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T17:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentirosit.ro\/?p=10450"},"modified":"2011-09-05T20:17:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T17:17:46","slug":"e-naspa-sa-ai-vecini-testiculari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/e-naspa-sa-ai-vecini-testiculari","title":{"rendered":"E na\u015fpa s\u0103 ai vecini testiculari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 o lege pentru tulburarea lini\u015ftii publice \u015fi un num\u0103r de telefon la care po\u0163i s\u0103 apelezi. Este recomandat ca atunci c\u00e2nd apelezi 112 s\u0103 \u0163i se spun\u0103: &#8222;Dac\u0103 e\u015fti c\u00e2c\u0103nar, apas\u0103 tasta 2&#8221;. Iar atunci s\u0103 se fac\u0103 transferul c\u0103tre un spital de nebuni sau c\u0103tre un centru de sterilizare. Este util s\u0103 scapi de pro\u015fti, dar cred c\u0103 am mai zis asta.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 fiu mai concret, ni\u015fte be\u0163ivi au \u00eenceput \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nte manele \u00een fa\u0163a blocului. Nu este ceva nou. De fapt nici manelele nu erau foarte noi, dar \u00een fine. Un vecin s-a sup\u0103rat \u015fi a vrut s\u0103 arate c\u0103 are coaie sun\u00e2nd la 112. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 a zis ce-l doare din prisma cet\u0103\u0163eanului gospodar \u015fi \u00eencheiat. Cine se pune cu Tarzan?<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 aici totul este frumos, legal &#8211; \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 ai vecini care se implic\u0103 \u015fi care fac lini\u015fte. Dup\u0103 vreo 10 minute nu se mai aude niciun c\u00e2ntec, de parc\u0103 le-ar fi r\u0103mas maneaua \u00een g\u00e2t sau or fi r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 volum. A sosit poli\u0163ia. Nu e important dac\u0103 le-a dat sau nu le-a dat amend\u0103 ci mai important este c\u0103 acel vecin cu testiculele de elefant nu \u015fi-a dat nici numele, nici adresa. Rectific: a dat adresa mea \u015fi m-a botezat cum se cuvine.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa se face c\u0103 pe la 10:45, noaptea, m-am trezit cu doi oameni ai legii la u\u015f\u0103 botez\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 Cristofan. Sun\u0103 mai bine dec\u00e2t <a href=\"http:\/\/kristofer.ro\" target=\"_blank\">kristofer<\/a>. S\u0103 aberez pu\u0163in: oare e liber domeniul cristofan93.com? S\u0103 revin la realitate: WTF?!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, atunci c\u00e2nd ai chef s\u0103 faci o reclama\u0163ie la poli\u0163ie, f\u0103-o naibii \u00een numele t\u0103u c\u0103 nu te caut\u0103 nimeni. Singurul risc la care te expui este ca indivizii care c\u00e2ntau manele s\u0103 fie m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cu poli\u0163ia, s\u0103 se dea mit\u0103 pentru a afla cine a f\u0103cut reclama\u0163ia \u015fi s\u0103 te treze\u015fti cu un cap de cal mort \u00een pat. Desigur, dac\u0103 te-ai fi uitat la Na\u015ful ai fi v\u0103zut c\u0103 Don Corleone nu c\u00e2nt\u0103 foarte des manele \u00een fa\u0163a blocului.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd &#8211; c\u00e2t de greu poate fi ca poli\u0163ia s\u0103 verifice \u00eentr-o baz\u0103 de date dac\u0103 la adresa men\u0163ionat\u0103 st\u0103 vreun individ pe nume Cristofan. Recomand o baz\u0103 de date cu 100.000 de locuitori \u015fi adrese \u00een 3 c\u00e2mpuri. La o combina\u0163ie iese un nume. Dac\u0103 nu e Cristofan la adresa aia trimite-l la robot: &#8222;Bun\u0103 ziua, a\u0163i apelat serviciul de urgen\u0163\u0103 112. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti c\u00e2c\u0103nar apas\u0103 tasta 2. Dac\u0103 vrei ca o echip\u0103 de sterilizare s\u0103 te viziteze la domiciliu, apas\u0103 tasta 3.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 o lege pentru tulburarea lini\u015ftii publice \u015fi un num\u0103r de telefon la care po\u0163i s\u0103 apelezi. Este recomandat ca atunci c\u00e2nd apelezi 112 s\u0103 \u0163i se spun\u0103: &#8222;Dac\u0103 e\u015fti c\u00e2c\u0103nar, apas\u0103 tasta 2&#8221;. Iar atunci s\u0103 se fac\u0103 transferul c\u0103tre un spital de nebuni sau c\u0103tre un centru de sterilizare. Este util s\u0103 scapi&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/e-naspa-sa-ai-vecini-testiculari\">Continu\u0103 lectura <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">E na\u015fpa s\u0103 ai vecini testiculari<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[1376,276,1273,1377],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>E na\u015fpa s\u0103 ai vecini testiculari - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/e-naspa-sa-ai-vecini-testiculari\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"E na\u015fpa s\u0103 ai vecini testiculari - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Exist\u0103 o lege pentru tulburarea lini\u015ftii publice \u015fi un num\u0103r de telefon la care po\u0163i s\u0103 apelezi. 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