{"id":1027,"date":"2009-06-25T12:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T10:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talentirosit.ro\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2012-12-14T22:22:04","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T22:22:04","slug":"crucea-de-bacalaureat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/crucea-de-bacalaureat","title":{"rendered":"Crucea de bacalaureat"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00centr-adev\u0103r bacalaureatul te face s\u0103 faci multe referiri la cele sfinte. Nu m\u0103 includ \u015fi pe mine \u00een categoria asta, dar c\u00e2t de interesant ar fi s\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti un elev f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cruci \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni c\u00e2t n-a f\u0103cut \u015fi nu-\u015fi va face toat\u0103 via\u0163a. Totu\u015fi, poate a mai sc\u0103pat c\u00e2teva dintre ele pe timpul liceului, dar parc\u0103 nu erau a\u015fa multe.<\/p>\n

Crucea de dinaintea potopului<\/strong>. Se face \u00eenainte de examene, cu vreo c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eenainte. Elevul la \u015fcoal\u0103 sau la o be\u0163ie cruncen\u0103 se uit\u0103 la cer, \u00ee\u015fi face un mare \u015fi zice: „Doamne, s\u0103 treac\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u015fi asta”.<\/p>\n

Crucea de umilin\u0163\u0103<\/strong>. Se face atunci c\u00e2nd vrei un cinci. Nimic mai mult. Doar cinci. S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 te duci acolo relaxat \u00een garan\u0163ia c\u0103 o s\u0103 treci \u015fi at\u00e2t. Nu-\u0163i pas\u0103 de restul zilelelor.<\/p>\n

Crucea pentru comisie<\/strong>. Aici sunt dou\u0103 tipuri: cea de dinainte – „s\u0103 fie comisia bun\u0103” \u015fi cea de dup\u0103 – „ce comisie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 am avut”. \u00cen unele cazuri se mai nume\u015fte \u015fi crucea de blesteme c\u0103 la al doilea tip se ajunge la acatiste, metanii si dumnezei.<\/p>\n

Crucea pentru not\u0103 c\u00e2t mai mare<\/strong>. Se mai nume\u015fte crucea scurt\u0103 \u015fi se face \u00eenainte de a intra \u00een sala de examen. Eventual se mai fac vreo 2-3 \u00eenainte de a afla rezultatul, ca s\u0103 fie sigur \u00een caz c\u0103 prima n-a fost observat\u0103 sau n-a fost suficient\u0103.<\/p>\n

Crucea pentru colegi<\/strong>. Probabil cea mai interesant\u0103 dintre toate. Se face \u00een trei moduri. Primul const\u0103 \u00een compararea de note \u015fi se mai nume\u015fte crucea de oftic\u0103 („Dac\u0103 \u015fi \u0103la a luat not\u0103 mai mare sau egal\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine…”). Al doilea mod sau cea de m\u00e2ndrie („Am luat not\u0103 mai mare sau egal\u0103 cu x) \u015fi bine\u00een\u0163eles cea de mirare sau al treilea mod („P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi tu ai luat 10?!”).<\/p>\n

Crucea pentru variante<\/strong>. Asta se face de mai multe ori pe parcursul clasei a XII-a. Pe timpul preg\u0103tirii te rogi s\u0103-\u0163i cad\u0103 aia mai u\u015foar\u0103. \u00cenainte de bac e pentru a putea copia sau pentru a c\u0103dea cu cineva \u00een clas\u0103. Cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 ai noroc de comisie, iar \u00eenainte de a intre \u00een clasa: „Ce-o fi o fi, cu Dumnezeu \u00eenainte”.<\/p>\n

\u015ei crucea de mul\u0163umire<\/strong>. Se face la sf\u00e2r\u015fit indiferent de not\u0103, c\u0103 e mare sau e mic\u0103: „Bine c-am trecut \u015fi peste asta”. Exist\u0103 cazuri c\u00e2nd aceasta se poate transforma \u00een crucea de blesteme<\/strong> sau \u00een cea de viitor<\/strong>: „Data viitoare va fi mai bine”.<\/p>\n

Din p\u0103cate nu voi avea prilejul s\u0103 merg mai departe s\u0103 cunosc \u015fi cealalt\u0103 categorie de cruci, dar sunt sigur c\u0103 acestea nu vor lipsi \u015fi c\u0103 fac parte din via\u0163a fiec\u0103rui elev: CRUCILE DE ADMITERE<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00centr-adev\u0103r bacalaureatul te face s\u0103 faci multe referiri la cele sfinte. Nu m\u0103 includ \u015fi pe mine \u00een categoria asta, dar c\u00e2t de interesant ar fi s\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti un elev f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cruci \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni c\u00e2t n-a f\u0103cut \u015fi nu-\u015fi va face toat\u0103 via\u0163a. Totu\u015fi, poate a mai sc\u0103pat c\u00e2teva dintre ele pe timpul liceului,… Continu\u0103 lectura Crucea de bacalaureat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[272],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nCrucea de bacalaureat - Cristi Juverdeanu<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/juverdeanu.ro\/blog\/crucea-de-bacalaureat\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Crucea de bacalaureat - Cristi Juverdeanu\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00centr-adev\u0103r bacalaureatul te face s\u0103 faci multe referiri la cele sfinte. 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